More LGBTQ Friendly Gend*er Options

[Dondy 1]

Dondonian here. Just wanted to say I'm appalled that DayZ does not allow custom gend*er options. Way to selectively ignore the plight of inter*dimensional cross-oscillation genderfluid multibeing trans*-neo-omni-demi-a*octoreptillian (non-denominational) JIDF Illuminati Data Dads. Guess trans* women and pansexuals aren't as important right? Looks like your on a one way ticket back to the bigot barn shitlord

IDEA: Current system provides up to 10 different genders, enter codes from Mountain Dew Dyke Fuel bottlecaps availible on double gender XP weekend and unlock new gender loadout slots. Bohemia Interactive denies claims of day-one genderghost DLC, allows users to create rotating bi-weekly gender schedules to allow different mix-and-match combinations. Each newfound gender glistens in the light, a flurry of special snowflakes all infinitely more unique and interesting than the last. Archeologists unearth forbidden sixth gender buried underneath the Parthenon. Government denies claims that pan*zirtrans aliens landed at Roswell bearing new and undiscovered pronouns. United Nations researchers rush to study the periodic table of genders, cracking codes to unlock the Philosopher's Stone in time for the uprising. Newfound anatomic-reconstruction Gender Alchemy device allows for hybrid transformations between genders, allowing tactical flexibility and on-the-fly adaption to changing social situations. Up-and-coming, secretive "Hybrid Masters" rumored to have unlocked up to 50 genders at once, constantly alternating between them at a rate of 2500 mHz and using such chiral-based energy to reflect psi-based attacks.

 

INT: TITANIUM HELL BUNKER, SEX DUNGEON 32A, HALL-GOLDSTEIN MEGAPALACE, CHERNARUS

Ten Flesh-Entities of undetermined gender lay prostrated forming a pentagram, oscillating between all social constructs possible. Mark submerges each one by one in a pool of water and attaches electrodes to their heads. Together they dream, existing in a lucid state across the collective unconcious, picking up every possible microagression before it even happens. The Precog Wing of the Equality Enforcement Squad is established, their justice served by jack-booted soldiers with highly ironiQQ light machine guns.

Edited July 13, 2014 by Dondy

[gqren 49]

What the hell?

[kichilron 8550]

11) Multiple Accounts:
Multiple accounts are not tolerated and may result in a ban for each instance.

 

 

Don't even bother coming back. Ban-Evasion is against the rules. Coming back with the same old lame stuff you were banned for last time is just not really smart, young man.

Edited July 13, 2014 by kichilron