Grenade as a life preservation device - must read

[Pokerguy12 218]

Once upon a happy day in town of Berezino, a group of bandits in payday masks decide to hold up an innocent survivor searching for food...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bandit group: DROP YOUR FUCKING WEAPON! HANDS UP!

 

Survivor: Woah Woah guys. Im just looking for some food, please don't shoot look i only got a crowbar

 

Bandit group: Dont move or we will fucking shoot you

 

Survivor: Please i dont mean any harm, look take my stuff just dont shoot me....

 

Bandit leader: Oh we will let you live alright, whats the fun in just shooting you dead

 

Survivor: What do you mean?

 

Bandit leader: Boys, say what we take Mr. newspawn here into the woods and have some fun with him. Jones go cuff him up.

 

*Survivor pulls out a small object in the span of less than a second

 

Survivor: ALRIGHT EVERYONE BACK THE FUCK OFF! I've got a live grenade in my hand and the pin's out. If you kill me now the grenade goes off and BOOM we all die. NOW LOWER YOUR FUCKING GUNS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This thread is made by me and not stolen from anywhere

Edited July 8, 2014 by Pokerguy10

[automatic9 22]

Have seen this thread before, I am sure you made it. I like the idea, but I'm not sure if it is implementable.

[cywehner1234 582]

My only question is wtf are you going to do if they leave. You can't disarm it soooo

[OrLoK 16191]

Once upon a happy day in town of Berezino, a group of bandits in payday masks decide to hold up an innocent survivor searching for food...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bandit group: DROP YOUR FUCKING WEAPON! HANDS UP!

 

Survivor: Woah Woah guys. Im just looking for some food, please don't shoot look i only got a crowbar

 

Bandit group: Dont move or we will fucking shoot you

 

Survivor: Please i dont mean any harm, look take my stuff just dont shoot me....

 

Bandit leader: Oh we will let you live alright, whats the fun in just shooting you dead

 

Survivor: What do you mean?

 

Bandit leader: Boys, say what we take Mr. newspawn here into the woods and have some fun with him. Jones go cuff him up.

 

*Survivor pulls out a small object in the span of less than a second

 

Survivor: ALRIGHT EVERYONE BACK THE FUCK OFF! I've got a live grenade in my hand and the pin's out. If you kill me now the grenade goes off and BOOM we all die. NOW LOWER YOUR FUCKING GUNS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This thread is made by me and not stolen from anywhere

we had this recently. Merging when I locate it.

 

L

[OrLoK 16191]

Use your existing thread.

 

Why make a new one?

 

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/201543-pulling-out-a-grenade-pin-but-not-throwing-it/#entry2027024

 

Closing.

 

Rgds

 

LoK