Funniest moment in Dayz (Post Stories, Videos, Screenshots HERE)

[gcgamer 0]

Hello all,

 

Thought it may be fun to share our funny stories, videos and screenshots in one forum.

Always fun to see a good story/video when my day is sucking.

 

So here is my contribution, which is the funniest video I have recorded on Dayz. (Gets really funny about the 2 minute 15 second mark.

 

Edited July 3, 2014 by gcgamer

[Max Planck 7174]

Hello all,

 

Thought it may be fun to share our funny stories, videos and screenshots in one forum.

 

You mean, like The Gallery?

 

Moved.

[gcgamer 0]

Sorry relatively new here

[audax 207]

ok.

(green text style because im lazy)

I was in a nameless city on the coast (i still have to get used with the SA map, i know well the mod one)

I was starving

I Hear some voices near

I peek from a corner

I see 4 guys, two are beating one to death, the other is watching with a double barrel gun in his hands

I say to myself "well fuck im goign to die soon anyway. maybe they are friendly and they are beating the shit out of a random call of duty kid"

I greet them saying that i cant harm them and i say that im avaible to exchange my hunting pants and 45 ammo for some food.

They dont say nothing, i receive only middle fingers

Guy with the rifle points his weapons at my face and shoots at a pair of meters

two shots, he miss me

I say "cool" and i stab his face with my knife, one hit and he falls on the ground like a potato sack, dead (ragdoll)

I run away, the other chases me, one dont have any weapons, the other has a baseball bat

After a while i decide to fight, i turn back and im able to stab the guy with the baseball bat few times until he falls down unconscious

The other tries to fight, i take a punch, but i give a pair of successful stabs, the guy runs away while i scream "come back, your friend is still alive and i a sadist!"

I take everything from the unconscious, he has the tsksomething jacket, a crossbow and a FNX45, i have 45rounds, so jackpot for me.

i shot at his legs and run away leaving him bleeding on the ground "thanks for the help man" 

 

 

 

im still starving...

[gcgamer 0]

ok.

(green text style because im lazy)

I was in a nameless city on the coast (i still have to get used with the SA map, i know well the mod one)

I was starving

I Hear some voices near

I peek from a corner

I see 4 guys, two are beating one to death, the other is watching with a double barrel gun in his hands

I say to myself "well fuck im goign to die soon anyway. maybe they are friendly and they are beating the shit out of a random call of duty kid"

I greet them saying that i cant harm them and i say that im avaible to exchange my hunting pants and 45 ammo for some food.

They dont say nothing, i receive only middle fingers

Guy with the rifle points his weapons at my face and shoots at a pair of meters

two shots, he miss me

I say "cool" and i stab his face with my knife, one hit and he falls on the ground like a potato sack, dead (ragdoll)

I run away, the other chases me, one dont have any weapons, the other has a baseball bat

After a while i decide to fight, i turn back and im able to stab the guy with the baseball bat few times until he falls down unconscious

The other tries to fight, i take a punch, but i give a pair of successful stabs, the guy runs away while i scream "come back, your friend is still alive and i a sadist!"

I take everything from the unconscious, he has the tsksomething jacket, a crossbow and a FNX45, i have 45rounds, so jackpot for me.

i shot at his legs and run away leaving him bleeding on the ground "thanks for the help man" 

 

 

 

im still starving...

 

 

Haha class story.

 

Sounds cool mate. Bet those guys were super pissed after.