The Soft Hearted Bandit

[coltonlong 211]

So I spawned inland a ways, to the east of Berezino. I found some civvy clothes, a payday mask, some food, and wanted to do some banditry. I hurried down to solnichy to stock up some more. As I was coming out of the medical building, I saw a fresh spawn running up on me. I contemplated splitting his head with my ax, but instead decided to drop him a can opener and some bacon. He ate it, thanked me, and ask if I wanted to tag along to berezino and the NEAF. I said sure, and we met his friend heading up on the railroad. I was just following at this point. with a ton of experience under my belt, I could tell the city was pretty well picked over  I knew they were going to run off to check the police station, and I didnt have a gun, so hell, maybe there would be a sporter or something. As soon as I saw the front door closed, I was alert. Something was up. I then noticed my two comrades had taken off down the road yelling "F*CK YOU!" at the top of their lungs. Thats when I heard a voice in the police station say, "Hands up!". Of course, I didnt say anything, or put my hands up, because theyd just put a bullet in my head anyways, thats what common banditry in this game has become. So i quickly opened the door and leaned to see what the force trying to get me was. A guy with a bullet proof vest and AK with drum mags! What? So he took a quick spray at me as I looked, and I ran around the back of the fence, and leaned around the side. He didnt see this, because he took off after my friends, taking shots at them every few feet. I didnt know there was more than one, and I would have loved that AK, so I waited for him to run a bit farther, and then crept after him with my ax ready. His friend put three bullets in my feet from behind, and I charged in. He saw me and started to yell "HANDS UP" and spray bullets as I brought the ax down on him three times. He tryed to flee while reloading, and I decided to excuse myself. I yelled a bit and ran, drawing him and his friend off. As I put my hands up, and they shot me, I saw the two guys I was with disappear into the forest. *sniff* I am such a good person....

Edited June 11, 2014 by LootandLive

[odin_lowe 3686]

Nice story mate. :thumbsup:  (I wish you could have pulled off axing the AK guy and finish his friend off with the same AK, but at least you tried! B) )

[coltonlong 211]

I thought I hit him on the head, but i was in the open, and he would have gotten the other guys anyways, so I drew them off.

[asdzx9@gmail.com 12]

Nice story bro

[coltonlong 211]

Nice story bro

Thanks.

[blunce 991]

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[hombrecz 832]

Nice, if you really sacrificed yourself intentionaly.

[coltonlong 211]

Well,  could have stayed behind the fence. But helping was only half of it. I knew that if I helped, theyd get away, but also there was a chance for an AK. So, half good, half greed.

[Goose Springsteen 9]

Oh it's reading stories like this that made me wish that melee was a bit more lethal!

 

If you get a half decent hit on somebody with an axe they shouldn't be able to nonchalantly carry on as if they just got struck by a pulled punch.

 

Great story though, I just needed to get it off my chest!

 

Still, it's early days, who knows where the melee combat will be in 3 or 4 months!

 

:)

[Daemonkid 493]

 

 

Still, it's early days, who knows where the melee combat will be in 3 or 4 months!

 

:)

Still incredibly clunky. That's just engine limitations though. A good way to make melee good is an indepth medical system, so melee will be clunky as fuck still, but getting hit by one isn't going to be something you just shrug off.

Edited June 12, 2014 by Daemonkid