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Fragamemnon

Zombie Union Meeting

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So, heard quite the ruckus outside a factory...crept to the door thinking I would see one Zed, there were three, in a tight little cluster (kind of like "I am Legend"), just ARGHJGHJKHDUH-ing at each other...I SWEAR they were having a fucking conversation...

 

I mean, what do Zed's talk about? 

 

Z1: Hey, i ran up on this guy today, I swear he shart himself...I kid you not he must have jumped five feet..

Z2: That's nothing, I BLARGHEDHGHK-ed at this lady as she came around the corner and she turned, jumped and ran so fast I couldn't help but burst out laughing. I would have let her go, except...you know, for the whole blood lust/eat brains thing...

 

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