One of my funniest stories :D

[Quicky 5]

Hello there, fellow survivors :D. I started this topic to narrate one of my funniest stories.

 

Si after some DM Berezino i spawned pretty close to Kamishovo ( or whatever it's called, near Elektro) and I decided: Ok, let's go to Elektro, maybe it's not looted and I can get some gear. Unfortunately, I was terrible mistaken..

As i got into Elektro, I hear a ton of gunshots, near the police station. I go stealth mode and start looking from the back of the police station on the road. A poor naked man was handcuffed, near a group of 6 players.. :(. When one of them started to aim the gun at that poor's guy hair, I closed my eyes. One gunshot and he was dead. I decided to fuck this guys up. 

Meanwhile, another new spawnie was running on the main road. They caught him in the restaurant, handcuffed him, and finally they shot him aswell. I camped around buildings looking in the restaurant, thinking how could I won that. 2 guys had pristine motorcycle helmet, so no chances against them. Finally, they split up, and 3 of them went to the train station, incuding the 2 guys with helmets on. I decided that this is my only shot, and I leeroy'd jenkins the fucked of one guy. His teammates reaction wasn't quick, so I was able to dip out with a SKS and a backpack. Sadly the SKS had only 3 bullets into the magazine. On my way running from the restaurant, I met a guy who was a new spawn and he was super cool. He told me the train station guys position and with 3 bullets and a dream I tried to kill someone. Sadly, I managed to miss all of my shots and no one was even touched. They began running to kill us and me and my spawn friend split. Shortly after, no bullets, I see my friend still running from the 3 armed guys and I hear a mosin shot from one of the cranes near the port. I climbed it up and i saw the mosin guy. He had no helmet. This was my big shot. I tried to climb up the last ladder, but i couldnt. I spammed f like crazy, but it just wouldn't climb it. I tried to move around it and the inevitable happened : I fell off and died.. Whats funny though, it took me 5 jumps to suicide in Solnichiny.. :( No more dayz until the new patch. Damn I am still mad.

[FrostDMG 398]

Haha awesome story! I love stalking groups and taking them out one by one - predator style!

Shame about the crane though... Would've been an awesome conclusion to the story.

[Quicky 5]

Haha awesome story! I love stalking groups and taking them out one by one - predator style!

Shame about the crane though... Would've been an awesome conclusion to the story.

I could have sniped all of them from there :( I am waiting for the experimental :D