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Banana_Duck

DayZ Prostate exams!

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Good day to you all

 

yes...that's! right...you didn't read wrong...I have been busy checking as many willing (and unwilling) Gentleman as I could! I was quite pleased most people were willing to let me exam them! Admittedly some things went wrong, some people seemed to think it was unimportant...but after some thorough convincing, most let me carry out my simple and quick procedure to assure them good health!

 

 

 

 

I hope you all enjoy as much as I did making it!

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*opens door to thread*

*looks in*

*walks out and closes door*

*misses humours video*

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no I watched it

I was making a joke gawd lol

I'm a bit slow today :P

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Very nice..

Well I'm sorry, I'm going to have to shoot you.

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Well I'm sorry, I'm going to have to shoot you.

for trying to spread awareness of a dreadful aliment? shame on you pilgrim...

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2:40 literally describes every bandit. Ever.

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Very nice..

Well I'm sorry, I'm going to have to shoot you.

 

As I said < very nice video >

the quote "Im sorry Im going to have to shoot you" is from A Fish Called Wanda

Let me explain :

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