Family Mechanic[Serious Thread]

[Gaidoon 19]

OK I'm sure you have heard A lot of similar idea's but i recommending a family mechanic in game. Here's how it works you can chose to marry another player in game or simply have sex with them or you can chose the censure feature with simply is a family friendly feature with blacks the screen out for you while the other partner takes care of their business. The next step would be you would have a toddler AI follow you around and you must give them some of your food for them to survive. As they grow they will eventually become say a soldier AI and help you out give you supplies and such.

This Idea is to Improve The realism of the game and give an insight on how life would be like in a survivors situation it would also give the game more emotion.

IMPORTANT No Homophobic comments this is strictly between a man and woman and i will report any trolls i see making such comments i expect serious and well thought responses.

[=usa=tv 1]

I think by attempting to "improve the realism," you're going to add more problems and issues regarding realism with this specific idea.

[Dreganius (DayZ) 55]

Why do people honestly want this kind of thing? I don't get it. This isn't The Sims.

[ApeToe 3]

Read this thread, pretty similar in the way things will turn out just without the AI (atleast he got that part right)

http://www.dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=22300

Edit:

LOL why did you put the link to this in your signature.

[Delfer (DayZ) 0]

You're returning to your ingame families camp now, after gathering some wood for the nights fire. Coming into earshot you begin to hear the joyful cries of your beautiful toddler AI playing with your wife. You still can't figure out what that humming sound is but -wait..

Dust clouds?

No! Your camp has been raided by a clan, those cries... The sounds of other players forcing your lifelong partner to accept the sex invitation. You can see them now, there's a line and she keeps running through that horrible animation, and what.. what they're tbagging your toddler ai!

And then you're shot, you try to fight but you pass out long enough for them to take your weapons, and force you to watch as a rogue clan rapes your family, loots your camp and leaves you to die..

(gameplay features coming)

Your family doesn't make it and your sexual anxiety meter is full again but a new meter is now full, traumatic stress meter which has a 40% chance of remaining permanently full, causing shaking, occasional crying and ultimately leading to a permanent fetal position state where you are unable to re spawn and must wait until you starve.

Provided your meter does begin to lower, the only way to keep it down is to dedicate the rest of your in game life to hunting down the men who killed your family. If you manage to kill enough of the rogue clan you can get the option to marry again and restore your sanity long enough for it to happen again.

Don't like this idea? You must be a homophobe

[Cormac McCarthy 15]

ew fucking horny weirdos out there. thats the only people who would suggest this, someone that wants to fuck in a videogame, this a survival zombie milsim. leave it be.

[Gaidoon 19]

You're returning to your ingame families camp now' date=' after gathering some wood for the nights fire. Coming into earshot you begin to hear the joyful cries of your beautiful toddler AI playing with your wife. You still can't figure out what that humming sound is but -wait..

Dust clouds?

No! Your camp has been raided by a clan, those cries... The sounds of other players forcing your lifelong partner to accept the sex invitation. You can see them now, there's a line and she keeps running through that horrible animation, and what.. what they're tbagging your toddler ai!

And then you're shot, you try to fight but you pass out long enough for them to take your weapons, and force you to watch as a rogue clan rapes your family, loots your camp and leaves you to die..

(gameplay features coming)

Your family doesn't make it and your sexual anxiety meter is full again but a new meter is now full, traumatic stress meter which has a 40% chance of remaining permanently full, causing shaking, occasional crying and ultimately leading to a permanent fetal position state where you are unable to re spawn and must wait until you starve.

Provided your meter does begin to lower, the only way to keep it down is to dedicate the rest of your in game life to hunting down the men who killed your family. If you manage to kill enough of the rogue clan you can get the option to marry again and restore your sanity long enough for it to happen again.

Don't like this idea? You must be a homophobe

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Forget it

[Delfer (DayZ) 0]

I forgot to add that all players have a 5% chance of having Syphillis, and an alternative ending to that tale is your wife had it, and you died out in the woods before making it to a town for a gun. realism right?

[naizarak 41]

ew fucking horny weirdos out there. thats the only people who would suggest this' date=' someone that wants to fuck in a videogame, this a survival zombie milsim. leave it be.

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this. bunch of horny 12yr olds getting hard-ons from this "end of the world" atmosphere. we don't need pornography in this game. and either way, dayz is all about player-player interaction. NPC's are a big no-no.

[7-75 callaghan 43]

OK I'm sure you have heard A lot of similar idea's but i recommending a family mechanic in game. Here's how it works you can chose to marry another player in game or simply have sex with them or you can chose the censure feature with simply is a family friendly feature with blacks the screen out for you while the other partner takes care of their business. The next step would be you would have a toddler AI follow you around and you must give them some of your food for them to survive. As they grow they will eventually become say a soldier AI and help you out give you supplies and such.

This Idea is to Improve The realism of the game and give an insight on how life would be like in a survivors situation it would also give the game more emotion.

IMPORTANT No Homophobic comments this is strictly between a man and woman and i will report any trolls i see making such comments i expect serious and well thought responses.

This is no different from my suggestion, at all. Only with mine I added the cost of needing extra food for the woman until the child is born.

[Gaidoon 19]

OK I'm sure you have heard A lot of similar idea's but i recommending a family mechanic in game. Here's how it works you can chose to marry another player in game or simply have sex with them or you can chose the censure feature with simply is a family friendly feature with blacks the screen out for you while the other partner takes care of their business. The next step would be you would have a toddler AI follow you around and you must give them some of your food for them to survive. As they grow they will eventually become say a soldier AI and help you out give you supplies and such.

This Idea is to Improve The realism of the game and give an insight on how life would be like in a survivors situation it would also give the game more emotion.

IMPORTANT No Homophobic comments this is strictly between a man and woman and i will report any trolls i see making such comments i expect serious and well thought responses.

This is no different from my suggestion' date=' at all. Only with mine I added the cost of needing extra food for the woman until the child is born.

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There were a few differences like adding a blackout screen if you seem squeamish Though i will congregate you on replying like an adult unlike some who seem to troll me.

[strayshadow 81]

You'll end up with a baby running around demanding you 'Return to Formation' =P

[RobbL (DayZ) 26]

I suspect you're trolling, but if not may I say that people probably wouldn't want to bring children into a world of murderous bandits and scarce resources. People who think they can just spew out babies in an apocalyptic situation with no consequences for them or the baby don't deserve to be parents imho

[Gaidoon 19]

I suspect you're trolling' date=' but if not may I say that people probably wouldn't want to bring children into a world of murderous bandits and scarce resources. People who think they can just spew out babies in an apocalyptic situation with no consequences for them or the baby don't deserve to be parents imho

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There's a survival aspect to it and No I'm not trolling.

[RobbL (DayZ) 26]

I suspect you're trolling' date=' but if not may I say that people probably wouldn't want to bring children into a world of murderous bandits and scarce resources. People who think they can just spew out babies in an apocalyptic situation with no consequences for them or the baby don't deserve to be parents imho

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There's a survival aspect to it

Elaborate?

[7-75 callaghan 43]

OK I'm sure you have heard A lot of similar idea's but i recommending a family mechanic in game. Here's how it works you can chose to marry another player in game or simply have sex with them or you can chose the censure feature with simply is a family friendly feature with blacks the screen out for you while the other partner takes care of their business. The next step would be you would have a toddler AI follow you around and you must give them some of your food for them to survive. As they grow they will eventually become say a soldier AI and help you out give you supplies and such.

This Idea is to Improve The realism of the game and give an insight on how life would be like in a survivors situation it would also give the game more emotion.

IMPORTANT No Homophobic comments this is strictly between a man and woman and i will report any trolls i see making such comments i expect serious and well thought responses.

This is no different from my suggestion' date=' at all. Only with mine I added the cost of needing extra food for the woman until the child is born.

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There were a few differences like adding a blackout screen if you seem squeamish Though i will congregate you on replying like an adult unlike some who seem to troll me.

I'm with you on the anti-immaturity. But I had no need for a 'blackout', I never suggested a sex animation or any implication of the physical act. I don't mind it personally, but there are some serious weirdos on this planet that are ok with shooting at fellow humans, yet are terrified at the idea of sensual contact with them. That's the Christian-effect for ya.

[Redshift 58]

I forgot to add that all players have a 5% chance of having Syphillis' date=' and an alternative ending to that tale is your wife had it, and you died out in the woods before making it to a town for a gun. realism right?

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But seriously, this is a horrible idea. Games exist with this type of interaction already (The Sims), and it doesnt belong in this game. Next you will be proposing that bandits should be able to tie you up and make you "squeal like a pig" while they go bareback on your bareback.

[RobbL (DayZ) 26]

I'm just going to sum up all the ideas like this in 3 words: unrealistic, forced, and unnecessary

[ApeToe 3]

OK I'm sure you have heard A lot of similar idea's but i recommending a family mechanic in game. Here's how it works you can chose to marry another player in game or simply have sex with them or you can chose the censure feature with simply is a family friendly feature with blacks the screen out for you while the other partner takes care of their business. The next step would be you would have a toddler AI follow you around and you must give them some of your food for them to survive. As they grow they will eventually become say a soldier AI and help you out give you supplies and such.

This Idea is to Improve The realism of the game and give an insight on how life would be like in a survivors situation it would also give the game more emotion.

IMPORTANT No Homophobic comments this is strictly between a man and woman and i will report any trolls i see making such comments i expect serious and well thought responses.

This is no different from my suggestion' date=' at all. Only with mine I added the cost of needing extra food for the woman until the child is born.

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There were a few differences like adding a blackout screen if you seem squeamish Though i will congregate you on replying like an adult unlike some who seem to troll me.

I'm with you on the anti-immaturity. But I had no need for a 'blackout', I never suggested a sex animation or any implication of the physical act. I don't mind it personally, but there are some serious weirdos on this planet that are ok with shooting at fellow humans, yet are terrified at the idea of sensual contact with them. That's the Christian-effect for ya.

Why isn't the link to that thread in your signature like OP's? They're essentially the same idea, after all.

[Dreganius (DayZ) 55]

Because he doesn't want the shame of being associated with that thread of course!

I'm kidding. (cwutididthar)

[matt.gilmurray@gmail.com 46]

You're returning to your ingame families camp now' date=' after gathering some wood for the nights fire. Coming into earshot you begin to hear the joyful cries of your beautiful toddler AI playing with your wife. You still can't figure out what that humming sound is but -wait..

Dust clouds?

No! Your camp has been raided by a clan, those cries... The sounds of other players forcing your lifelong partner to accept the sex invitation. You can see them now, there's a line and she keeps running through that horrible animation, and what.. what they're tbagging your toddler ai!

And then you're shot, you try to fight but you pass out long enough for them to take your weapons, and force you to watch as a rogue clan rapes your family, loots your camp and leaves you to die..

(gameplay features coming)

Your family doesn't make it and your sexual anxiety meter is full again but a new meter is now full, traumatic stress meter which has a 40% chance of remaining permanently full, causing shaking, occasional crying and ultimately leading to a permanent fetal position state where you are unable to re spawn and must wait until you starve.

Provided your meter does begin to lower, the only way to keep it down is to dedicate the rest of your in game life to hunting down the men who killed your family. If you manage to kill enough of the rogue clan you can get the option to marry again and restore your sanity long enough for it to happen again.

Don't like this idea? You must be a homophobe

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What the f*ck seriously?!

[Gaidoon 19]

OK I'm sure you have heard A lot of similar idea's but i recommending a family mechanic in game. Here's how it works you can chose to marry another player in game or simply have sex with them or you can chose the censure feature with simply is a family friendly feature with blacks the screen out for you while the other partner takes care of their business. The next step would be you would have a toddler AI follow you around and you must give them some of your food for them to survive. As they grow they will eventually become say a soldier AI and help you out give you supplies and such.

This Idea is to Improve The realism of the game and give an insight on how life would be like in a survivors situation it would also give the game more emotion.

IMPORTANT No Homophobic comments this is strictly between a man and woman and i will report any trolls i see making such comments i expect serious and well thought responses.

This is no different from my suggestion' date=' at all. Only with mine I added the cost of needing extra food for the woman until the child is born.

[/quote']

There were a few differences like adding a blackout screen if you seem squeamish Though i will congregate you on replying like an adult unlike some who seem to troll me.

I'm with you on the anti-immaturity. But I had no need for a 'blackout', I never suggested a sex animation or any implication of the physical act. I don't mind it personally, but there are some serious weirdos on this planet that are ok with shooting at fellow humans, yet are terrified at the idea of sensual contact with them. That's the Christian-effect for ya.

To true But i wanted the sex animation in there to make bandits More fiendish like they would in real life you will always encounter assholes and the blackout screen is for when your too squeamish to handle a sex scene This game is Rated M i don't see the problem lol what do you people think this is care bears grow up.

[mkrrr 3]

BREAKING NEWS!

Husband killed his wife because of can of beans!

[Gaidoon 19]

You're returning to your ingame families camp now' date=' after gathering some wood for the nights fire. Coming into earshot you begin to hear the joyful cries of your beautiful toddler AI playing with your wife. You still can't figure out what that humming sound is but -wait..

Dust clouds?

No! Your camp has been raided by a clan, those cries... The sounds of other players forcing your lifelong partner to accept the sex invitation. You can see them now, there's a line and she keeps running through that horrible animation, and what.. what they're tbagging your toddler ai!

And then you're shot, you try to fight but you pass out long enough for them to take your weapons, and force you to watch as a rogue clan rapes your family, loots your camp and leaves you to die..

(gameplay features coming)

Your family doesn't make it and your sexual anxiety meter is full again but a new meter is now full, traumatic stress meter which has a 40% chance of remaining permanently full, causing shaking, occasional crying and ultimately leading to a permanent fetal position state where you are unable to re spawn and must wait until you starve.

Provided your meter does begin to lower, the only way to keep it down is to dedicate the rest of your in game life to hunting down the men who killed your family. If you manage to kill enough of the rogue clan you can get the option to marry again and restore your sanity long enough for it to happen again.

Don't like this idea? You must be a homophobe

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What the f*ck seriously?!

That's being a real bandit.

[Coty (DayZ) 0]

This sounds like it'd introduce a new teabag mechanic.

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Edit: On a more serious note, this is just stupid. Theres always, you know, just saying your husband and wife. If your having kids in the middle of a zombie Apocalypse, you're a burden to the human race