"I just did what?" moments

[Sistinas1973 50]

Sometimes we do stupid shit. Here's two random situations that I found amusing. 

 

Was scoping out Berezino from a treeline when the server restarted. When I logged back in I was literally standing face to face with my former self. Wondering why my guy was just standing there I figured he was a ghost from the restart so I thought I'd be cheeky and 1 shot myself in the head. I watched my former self slump over and face down so naturally I went along my merry way. Some time goes by and the restart message happens again. Upon logging in this time, I was a fresh spawn. Had no idea killing my former self would erase the character I was currently on. I was pimped out pretty nice too. lesson learned. 

 

A couple days later I was again in Berezino searching for a PU scope. I found one on top of the gray 3 story police station. While I was attaching it to my sks, I heard zed aggro and took a peek over the edge and saw a player ax'ing it. I thought for a second and decided to take a shot at him. You know, to see how well my new scope worked. Before I could get a bead on him, he ran into the police station, unaware of my presence. I decided to head downstairs and see if I could make contact. Upon rounding the corner to the second level I ran straight into him and another guy, which I assume was his buddy. The other guy turned toward me with either an sks or a mosin drawn. At this point fight or flight kicked in and the details became sketchy. I aimed in with my 1911 and popped off 3 shots to his torso. As he was slumping forward, I began to aim in on the second guy. Right before I could pull the trigger I realized I just fell off the second story ledge and fractured my leg upon hitting the ground. I frantically reached for a morphine, injected myself, and was able to stand up and run to the back side of the building. If his partner was more aware, he would of realized what had happened and had plenty of time to run outside and finish me off. I said to myself, "what an idiot" realizing as I was shooting those 3 shots I was instinctively walking backwards and not even realizing I would fall out of the window. I decided against moving forward and finishing off the second guy. I figure he was either shitting himself, or laughing hysterically at my stupidity. 

 

We've all done ridiculous things like this at some point in our Dayz adventures. Share 'em if ya got 'em.