jdizzy 15 Posted April 23, 2014 How about riding lawnmowers? They don't go exceptionally fast and they're noisy but it would serve well as a desperate escape vehicle. They would damage and destroy items they run over and they could cause major damage to any player who's tied down on the ground. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaingunfighter 917 Posted April 23, 2014 Seeing someone escape a firefight on a John Deere lawnmower would be the funniest thing ever to watch. I'm not sure how many people in a poorer post-Soviet economy would be able to afford such lawnmowers over hand-pushed ones and simple tools like trimmers, but it would still be funny as hell (and cool as hell, instant death to anyone you run over) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IkaikaKekai 1957 Posted April 24, 2014 A Russian Riding Mower is known as a Skoda with 2-3 push mowers mounted to the front, a pair of scythes mounted 2 inches off the ground on each side, and a bottle of vodka plugging a hole in the roof (also known as a cup holder) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
