codestargod 102 Posted April 19, 2014 (edited) As you know, we are a few days shy of this glorious holiday celebration!On this occasion, let us not give in to all the commercialization on television, but rather, remember its true purpose;It is a celebration of love, in remembrance of that three-day period when female corpses rose from the dead to give gifts and treats to good little boys and girls, while haunting, tormenting, tricking and hiding their eggs from sinful adults.In celebration of this, we plan to hold a mass ceremonial crucifixion of female rabbits, where we will shoot them in the heart with arrows, and nail them to wooden crosses, while having sex with 25 virgins under a mistletoe tree. This is in the hope of saving mankind from all their sins by allowing a new King to be born.Hope to see you there!!PM me if you are interested. Edited April 19, 2014 by codestargod Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted April 19, 2014 U Wot M8? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
codestargod 102 Posted April 19, 2014 U Wot M8?u in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intactus 128 Posted April 19, 2014 Nah, already did it last weekend. Still hung over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M3thod 0 Posted April 19, 2014 Worst post I have ever read on here, and this is my first post to let you know this fact. Class much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted April 19, 2014 Worst post I have ever read on here, and this is my first post to let you know this fact. Class much? Well you mustn't have read very man posts, then. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites