Rememberence celebration for "Happy Hollow-Christ Measter Valentween Day!"

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As you know, we are a few days shy of this glorious holiday celebration!

On this occasion, let us not give in to all the commercialization on television, but rather, remember its true purpose;

It is a celebration of love, in remembrance of that three-day period when female corpses rose from the dead to give gifts and treats to good little boys and girls, while haunting, tormenting, tricking and hiding their eggs from sinful adults.

In celebration of this, we plan to hold a mass ceremonial crucifixion of female rabbits, where we will shoot them in the heart with arrows, and nail them to wooden crosses, while having sex with 25 virgins under a mistletoe tree. This is in the hope of saving mankind from all their sins by allowing a new King to be born.

Hope to see you there!!

PM me if you are interested.

Edited April 19, 2014 by codestargod

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

U Wot M8?

[codestargod 102]

U Wot M8?

u in?

[Intactus 128]

Nah, already did it last weekend. Still hung over.

[M3thod 0]

Worst post I have ever read on here, and this is my first post to let you know this fact. Class much?

[Inception. 9443]

Worst post I have ever read on here, and this is my first post to let you know this fact. Class much?

 

Well you mustn't have read very man posts, then.