Me VS the zombies: Fashion Wins

[meat pie 632]

So I was looting inside a school when I found the 22 pistol.

I was all Cool time to shoot this thing.

I unpack my box of 22 bullets and put one bullet in the gun because fuck magazines.

I go outside take aim and fire on a zombies head,he falls over with little to no server lag.

This woke up murder town how ever so with great speed I run off,I start shooting at zombies with the gun but it takes to much time to reload so I take out my crowbar and start whacking heads.

I take one zombies out no issue,but her friend does not stop,so I just stand still and we have a punching mach.

I win but she got a few good hits in and I am bleeding,with no bandages I run around in panic.
I run into the school when I see him,a fine young man with a nice checked shirt on,he says hey man i am frendly as I run up to him and clothes line him with my crowbar.

 

I turn around and rip his shirt off,I then make bandages out of it to heal my wounds.

I am sure he woke up with no clothes on and wonders what happend.

Having the most hip fashions can save your life.

Guns on the other hands only kill people.

 

 

[DropBearChick 1217]

Cool story bro,, needs mote dragons

[shaeg 136]

Rename title: A liberal day in Chernarus