"That female zombie is starting to look attractive"

[Mr Sinister 167]

I was going to say that if you find rotting corpses... attractive, this might be for you.

 

[/spoile

 

I was going to say that if you find rotting corpses... attractive, this might be for you.

 

 

 :D I havent seen that film for years. 

[Murlough 192]

oh dude you have a strange taste for wimmen

He couldn't help himself man! She practically threw herself at him!

[SomeCallMeNomad (DayZ) 89]

I'm not so sure this was the game, possibly your subconscious trying to tell you something :3

I'm not so sure this was the game, possibly your subconscious trying to tell you something :3

[SomeCallMeNomad (DayZ) 89]

I'm not so sure this was the game, possibly your subconscious trying to tell you something :3

[TheScruffyBandit 382]

Sometimes I get lonely..... :blush:

[Ratter (DayZ) 11]

"You are infected."

 

"You need to drink disinfectant." 

 

^ epic server troll I saw .

I made a thread about one when I first started playing which said " you need a shit" then a while later it said " if you don't go soon things are going to get messy"

[Window Licker 504]

"Lower your standards, lower your pants"- Benny

[Gubbjeveln 18]

Mmmmm

seriouse people, seriouse talking.... mmm

[terminal_boy 860]

Edited April 9, 2014 by Terminal Boy

[hannibaldaplaya 1095]

Someone needs to do this as a troll message-

"You have cholera, your ass explodes causing diarrhea to spew into your pants, leaking through the already torn holes."