Jump to content

Forums Announcement

Read-Only Mode for Announcements & Changelogs

Dear Survivors, we'd like to inform you that this forum will transition to read-only mode. From now on, it will serve exclusively as a platform for official announcements and changelogs.

For all community discussions, debates, and engagement, we encourage you to join us on our social media platforms: Discord, Twitter/X, Facebook.

Thank you for being a valued part of our community. We look forward to connecting with you on our other channels!

Stay safe out there,
Your DayZ Team

Sign in to follow this  
xTyler73

What To Do In A Bandit Situation

Recommended Posts

 

The oldest trick in the book! Getting a bandit to look the other way while I get some revenge :). If he had a helmet I probably would've just ran away when he turned lol.

Please like and subscribe, thanks!!

  • Like 14

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This shit is too funny dude  :beans:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Fuckin owned lol

 

He shoulda just shot you before turning around

Edited by Publik

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Haha, bitch deserved it.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

No matter how necessary bandits are to DayZ's atmosphere, I will ALWAYS hate them. It's harder to loot an entire town to get a few supplies than to rob a newspawn and get everything you need.

But, that dipshit was SO gullible. He had it coming. If I were ever robbing someone, and they said that, I'd just look around instead of painting a target on my back out of baby blood and lamb guts.

Edited by The Aquatic Land Walrus
  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

That was brilliant! I've seen it happen before when playing with a few randoms, bloke hadn't removed his pants when the bandit turned around. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It's harder to loot an entire town to get a few supplies than to rob a newspawn and get everything you need.

 

 

To get what ? An unlimited supply of Flashlights batteries and rags? Sense ? :P

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Fast thinking!! Great reflexes!! GG! :thumbsup:

 

B)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Holy shit! A clear job dude, the guy got what he deserved and you got rewarded for this with top not ruined gear!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Beautiful. He should have just put a bullet in your leg and then faced the new threat.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Poetry. That was great. You actually sounded panicky which added to the distraction. Good call dude  :thumbsup:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This I like! Nicely played. Cant stand bullies.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

To get what ? An unlimited supply of Flashlights batteries and rags? Sense ? :P

I've obtained an ENTIRE inventory of food, top-tier pristine guns and weapons JUST from 2 hours of looting.

It's harder to loot properly than to Bandit.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Sign in to follow this  

×