xTyler73 166 Posted April 4, 2014 The oldest trick in the book! Getting a bandit to look the other way while I get some revenge :). If he had a helmet I probably would've just ran away when he turned lol.Please like and subscribe, thanks!! 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blunce 991 Posted April 4, 2014 This shit is too funny dude :beans: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Publik 404 Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) Fuckin owned lol He shoulda just shot you before turning around Edited April 4, 2014 by Publik Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppy22143 1081 Posted April 4, 2014 Haha, bitch deserved it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Aquatic Land Walrus 565 Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) No matter how necessary bandits are to DayZ's atmosphere, I will ALWAYS hate them. It's harder to loot an entire town to get a few supplies than to rob a newspawn and get everything you need.But, that dipshit was SO gullible. He had it coming. If I were ever robbing someone, and they said that, I'd just look around instead of painting a target on my back out of baby blood and lamb guts. Edited April 4, 2014 by The Aquatic Land Walrus 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheHuntsMan87 194 Posted April 4, 2014 I think this has proved that bandits have no sense XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swarzey 12 Posted April 4, 2014 That was brilliant! I've seen it happen before when playing with a few randoms, bloke hadn't removed his pants when the bandit turned around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DNY 41 Posted April 4, 2014 It's harder to loot an entire town to get a few supplies than to rob a newspawn and get everything you need. To get what ? An unlimited supply of Flashlights batteries and rags? Sense ? :P 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
odin_lowe 3686 Posted April 4, 2014 Fast thinking!! Great reflexes!! GG! :thumbsup: B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pisatel 2 Posted April 4, 2014 Holy shit! A clear job dude, the guy got what he deserved and you got rewarded for this with top not ruined gear! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Ikka 25 Posted April 4, 2014 Beautiful. He should have just put a bullet in your leg and then faced the new threat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SHR119 28 Posted April 4, 2014 Poetry. That was great. You actually sounded panicky which added to the distraction. Good call dude :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlphaDogMeat . 493 Posted April 4, 2014 I'm not entirely convinced that wasn't staged, but have the beans for a good job anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zeroy 240 Posted April 4, 2014 This I like! Nicely played. Cant stand bullies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Aquatic Land Walrus 565 Posted April 4, 2014 To get what ? An unlimited supply of Flashlights batteries and rags? Sense ? :PI've obtained an ENTIRE inventory of food, top-tier pristine guns and weapons JUST from 2 hours of looting.It's harder to loot properly than to Bandit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
