haha way to piss off a douchebag

[ironpython 0]

ok this was funny to me actually but i think this guy got a little mad...

i had just respawned a new toon and ran up to some deer posts in the mtns on the western side of chernorus. in one of em i ACTUALLY found a shot of morphine and im thinkin sick... i can survive a bit longer now.

so i slowly make my way up to a barn just south of Bor and as i go inside i get shot with a crossbow by some douche camped behind a hay pile inside. i had already used my bandage earlier so i sat and SLOWLY bled out... yes to death cuz he had looted everything.

all i had were my painkillers, some road flares, a chemlight, a bottle, and the morphine...as well as one steel bolt stuck in me so he couldnt shoot me again (guess he only had the one. he walks up to me and i was like "gee, thanks ya asshat. can't ya see im unarmed?"

his reply, "good noob" or something like that lol. he stood right next to me to watch me die but got front row tickets to me taking the morphine and painkillers, and me throwing down as many road flares as i could before i die.

i then commented about how funny it was that he did this but wont get anything more than an empty jack bottle since i took my morphine shot and painkillers JUST so he couldnt have em...

ever get the feeling someone on the other end of the computer is cursingup a storm and punching something? well i laughed thinking that myself :D

hope this was entertaining for ya as i have some other funny stuff to tell in other posts :D and remember if they dont kill ya outright... use ALL your useful stuff up before you die LOL

[djkling 5]

hahaha, I'm going to do that next time... use up all my ammo, flares, make noise, etc...

what a funny bit! He may have called you a noob, but that move was pro...

[Milk (DayZ) 1]

He got the satisfaction of killing you. Whats 1 morphine and painkillers? I guess you've never raided a hospital.

[Bottlerocket 205]

You should have invited some zombies to that party.

[Rue 0]

I did something similar once.

This was pre-naked spawn, when people spawned with makarov.

I ran to the radio tower near the coast and as I was climbing up it (thought there'd be loot) a bandit sneaks up behind me and starts shooting me with his mak as I'm climbing the ladder. I get to the top, apply a bandage and go prone. All the while the guy is trying so hard to hit me. I manage to lay a few bullets into him, but my blood is low and I know I'm a sitting duck.

So I say "f' it" and I eat my beans, drink my soda and water, use my bandages and pain killers, and unload the rest of my makarov in his general direction.

After respawning, about 5 minutes later I see his name "so and so has died." I laughed.

[aphex187 52]

What the hell is that sig all about bottle? Lmao!!

[WalkerDown (DayZ) 296]

PPl are killing for the kill, not for your loot, since there's so much loot in this game that you don't really need to kill anyone: you do it for the lulz, and for the "childish" satisfaction of having an "opponent" respawns on the beach.

[ironpython 0]

well not sure if the flares attracted any zeds but i had passed several of them as i went to that barn :D

milk... you serious? we both had just started those toons is whats funny about it lol. he only had the one bolt that was currently stuck in me and had to sit and watch it go :D

[Bottlerocket 205]

What the hell is that sig all about bottle? Lmao!!

A post I noticed earlier on that was almost Joycean in its bold rejection of the common idioms of speech and sentence structure.

And no, I have no idea what he was on about :)

[ironpython 0]

it looks to me like a bad babelfish translation lol... nice one tho :D