How to Combat Doners?

[skaladopy 0]

So my friends and I had a really great game going on a server, with weapons and a chopper and everything.  Things were looking up for us, until a doner showed up and began to terrorize us.  He would constantly crash his private plane into our chopper just for kicks, and then respawn nearby with tons of gear.  He can do all of this just because he donated.  Is there anyway we can get this guy to leave us alone?  So far it seems killing him just does not cut it.

[Ubernaut 297]

This is easy. Just don't play on servers that feature extra bullcrap like that.

[WargameKlok 166]

Contact the server owner

[biship 0]

Come to my server I would ban his ass .my server ip 198.154.117.14 port 4802

[R.J. 70]

Don't even bother playing on servers that take donations for special loadouts or other perks. 

 

Well, unless you enjoy being abused.

[enforcer1975 1111]

Contact the server owner

 

Haha like that guy would bite the hand feeding him... :rolleyes:

[Sawnek 12]

I would say that contacting the owner is worth a shot. Sure, the owner may take sides, but if that's the case then just join another server - on the other side, the owner may warn the donator too.

[Zombiegirl 3]

LOL! Im sorry for your experience, but the best way to combat donators is to not play on that server. Sounds simple to me.

[rn_max 202]

Stick to shish kebabs.

 

Doners are carved from those delicious bacterial carrion columns on a spit

 

They're only edible whilst profoundly drunk ... taste buds are sufficiently anaesthetised and the heroic alcohol levels kill enough of the bacteria to render Doner carrion sub-lethal

 

If the amount of alcohol required to pacify the Doner doesn't make you shit through a straw, most likely the carrion will anyway

 

Doner carrion inflicts sphincter breath of the lowest order, so you won't know which end of yourself is which by smell

 

The amount of alcohol required to pacify the Doner may well make you eat anything when you wake up, which will include that goodly chunk of carrion left from the night before.

 

 

Sufficient warning?  Not a chance.  When you're drunk Doner tastes divine and you will suffer cravings.  Resist.  And never, ever attempt to eat one sober.