My team and I are starting a Berezino Mafia

[Johnny Depth 167]

Hey guys,

 

 

So basically, we have begun development of a mafia in Chernarus, with a headquarters in Berezino.  We are trying to recruit a few more members. 

 

New recruits must meet the following requirements:

 

- Must be willing to kill anyone that isn't a member of the family.

- Must be willing to die for anyone in the family.

- Must be willing to work in teams and travel the lands looking for certain items.

- Must be willing to hunt / capture other players if necessary.

 

If you want to become a member of the Berezino Crime Family, come to Berezino, naked, with a cowboy hat on.  We'll find you. We'll test you. You'll feel our things in you.

[Waylander The Origional 21]

So basically, another bandit group. Because there is such a shortage already.

[Leo Balzac 190]

okay then. You just made an offer I absolutely can refuse. Not starting off on the right foot here.

[Johnny Depth 167]

Thanks guys! We'll see you in Berezino tonight!

[GpB311 236]

We'll find you. We'll test you. You'll feel our things in you.

 

 

How could anyone not find such a thing enticing?

[dusty_nuttles 130]

Paesano,

 

I enjoy banditry and such, but would never join your crew. Presentation is a bit mammalucco.

 

Especially the broke-back requirement.

[Guest]

I'll be the Don, okai Johnnytrollo?

[iruncities 3]

hey the mafia arebandits.. they are organized crime... maybe they will just do lots of kid napping/ ransoming or taking all the food so you gotta do business with them who knows. id hope they know murdering everyone will just get them all killed... 

[makomachine 263]

Mafia is run by fear.  There is no fear of others in this game - everyone kills everyone.  I follow no man's orders.  I think you'll end up with more brokeback than scarface in your scenario...

[randomspawn 215]

Hey guys,

 

So basically, we have begun development of a mafia in Chernarus, with a headquarters in Berezino.  We are trying to recruit a few more members. 

 

If you want to become a member of the Berezino Crime Family, come to Berezino, naked, with a cowboy hat on.  We'll find you. We'll test you. You'll feel our things in you.

Come on, throw out a server name. I was around with the hat on, but I suspect you don't have people on all servers 24/7. I love naked cowboy action.

[dvsilverwing 241]

So basically, another bandit group. Because there is such a shortage already.

 

Correction: A bandit group that most likely preys on fresh spawns running into Berezino.