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I start my self 

 

o holy mother of fair and honorable gamplay i have sinned

 

i logged out while being attacked at the NWAF. Thinking about that, i hope my attacker was lucky and got me before my avatar dissapeard( i will know tonight when i log back in and im standing at the beach).

 

it was not out of cowardness,

but the noiselevel and sound of breaking china out of my kitchen let me do it. My wife tried to put a bowl back on top of the dishwasher. Well she failed . it fell into the dishwasher, breaking lots of china.

 

so my punishment is, that i have to go to ikea this weekend, AND I HATE GOING THERE .

 

amen.

 

 

so and now its ur turn to relief yourself 

 

 

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so and now its ur turn to relief yourself 

 

*unzips pants*

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I met bumped into somone in a supermarket in Berezino.

He waved, I waved.

He asked if i have any spare food.

I dropped a tin and he started to eat it.

I then hit him with an axe while he was locked into the eating animation.

I then kept hitting him while he was down.

I made a horrible mistake there that made me feel bad,.

I hit him too many times and ruined all the gear he had. I gained nothing from it :(

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Father forgive me for I have sinned.

 

I have killed countless people on sight just because they were in my sight.

The worst thing is that I can't help doing it.

I tried to let them live and interact with them like civilized human beings but when I get someone in my sight my predator/ kill mode is automatically activated.

 

Please forgive me and have mercy on my soul.

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I shot a man in Reno...

Just to watch him die...

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I once beat 3 people to death with a pipe wrench on the roof of the elektro hospital because I didn't like their music... D:

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Oh father forgive me...

I...I didn't know what was wrong with me...

I shot...I shot...A Hero in Balota...

Then...Then...I killed a bambi trying to swim away from me....

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Father, 

 

I met a kind gentleman that decided to taste the spring waters of berezino.

I drank until I was ready to vomit.. He drank enough..

I killed my new friend and vomited on him..

I did it 5 more times before leaving the location..

Edited by Princess Dookie

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I once beat 3 people to death with a pipe wrench on the roof of the elektro hospital because I didn't like their music... D:

If it was dubstep,

 

all shalt be forgiven..

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me and my buddies found a guy with broken leg.

 

- He wanted us to kill him

- We took care of him ,fed him good food

- gave him a drink or two

- Handcuffed him

- put a bag over his head

- maybe knocked him out once or twice

- after a while he was hacked with a axe

- but not for a good while

 

we said we where trained medics and that we where gonna protect him from anyone who wanted to hurt him :P 

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It's responses like these that make me want to put the game down for a while. Not saying you are 'wrong', just wasn't what I wanted in the game. More Zeds please - until then, I stealth my way through the game and dabble in other titles.

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This happened literally a few minutes ago. I was on balota airfield with only basic stuff and a magnum, I had recently died. In one of the barracks I saw a guy and panicked so I shot him a bunch of times with a magnum. I saw blood and he was shooting with his SKS so I ran in the next room to reload. After a few seconds of silence I checked again to see him laying on the ground, where I shot him twice, ruining all his loot in the progress.

(except bullets. If you split ruined bullets only 1 of the entire stack is ruined and the rest is pristine)

I carefully examined his inventory and found a lot of bandage, food, multiple canteens and saline bag / blood bag kit / etc. etc. and barely no combat gear. I think I may have shot a medic.

 

On the bright side, there was a blue press vest in that same house and it looks amazing on me.

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It's responses like these that make me want to put the game down for a while. Not saying you are 'wrong', just wasn't what I wanted in the game. More Zeds please - until then, I stealth my way through the game and dabble in other titles.

 

To be fair, running down the coast handing out spaghetti isn't much of a confession...or a sin.

 

Plus, there will always be people who kill others. Sometimes for no reason. Whether we want it to happen or not. That's why I spend time patrolling the coast, trying to protect the fresh spawns.

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so my punishment is, that i have to go to ikea this weekend, AND I HATE GOING THERE .

 

 

I'm sorry! May god have mercy on your marriage.. Ikea... the only place where furniture costs you a relationship!

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To be fair, running down the coast handing out spaghetti isn't much of a confession...or a sin.

 

Plus, there will always be people who kill others. Sometimes for no reason. Whether we want it to happen or not. That's why I spend time patrolling the coast, trying to protect the fresh spawns.

No spaghetti handouts for me - I gave up on trying to help others - been killed by the helped more times than not - that's my problem with the game. To be clear, it's MY problem, if I had some real life friends who played I could approach the game 'differently' - but solo and friendly usually translate to next victim in my case anyway. I get that people are bored and killing others is their entertainment - just wasn't my idea of what the game would be about exclusively. I'm sure they'll worth this out in future development and greater zed populations. Until then, I'm the guy running away in the cowboy hat you are aiming at... :)

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"I gunned down a husband and brutally murdered his wife with my axe. The husband was unconscious; the wife was dead. I began making grunting and groaning noises over voice communication whilst spamming Z, X, Z, X, over and over with my avatar hovering over his wife. I came not to the metaphysical contact of her cadaver being ravaged by my e-manhood, but by the subtle whimpering being emitted from the very core of the husband's soul. Unadulterated, heart-wrenching sorrow.

 

I let him bleed out, hoping that the regret of offering me a can of beans would haunt him for eternity."

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I shot someone yesterday who sprayed me as I was casing an airfield. Sprinted back to a tree line and waited, sure enough the guy was running his own way trying to get the hell out of there.

 

I sprinted up to him and unloaded two combined m4 mags for taking potshots at me, didn't bother to check his corpse, or the airfield. My first player kill. I know the guy was probably just trying to get away, but I just couldn't let that slide. 

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Our Sins (Yes plural) happened last friday,

 

Danger Ranger and I were on the experimental servers looting the best we could in our run through towns.

 

Sin 1.) Danger Picked up the new pitch fork and we ran into a couple of Fresh Spawns in Dolina.  regardless of my suggestions he really had to try it out on human flesh.  What ensued was craziness because my Mosin that I picked up in the Piano house had yet to have any ammo and all I had was the pipe wrench.  Eventually we learned the pitch fork is good against zombies and fresh spawns.  all we got was a backpack out of the deal.

 

Possible Sin 2 you decide.) This one may not be a Sin but as we made our way to Polana we had to eat and drink.  We always take turns guarding while one is at the water pump.  I was in my hiding spot and out of nowhere came another fresh spawn who raised his fists at Danger and went to attack.  I Yelled "STOP" Get on the ground with my ammo less gun.  the intruder stopped and obliged.  Pointing guns at people scare people I LOVE it I bluffed him.  While he was laying down we both aggressively pummeled his body into unconsciousness and then slowly into death. To me this was self defense but since he didn't take a swing we were the first to hit.

 

Definite Sin, [maybe my crown Jewel] 3.) I went total psychopath on this one.  Wandering around Novy we were in the barn and heard some shots.  Each of us took a look out at a door and decided to stay still and keep an eye out because it was obvious the shots were not at us because we were out of sight when it happened.  I spied a fully kitted individual running towards the orange house. hearing feint local chatter it was easy to discern that the shots were at another human who was now mumbling something.  So we snuck our way to the orange house and each took a doorway when we entered to attack.

 

While we were attacking, two zombies came into the house and we all went after the zombies.  Wer managed to convince him that we mistook him for a zombie and apologized for the attack (Yes an obvious lie) Looking at the kitted person with a mosin and a handgun in his hand a short conversation ensued while I judged the situation, we had a pitch fork and a pipe wrench and a mosin with no ammo. The guy then asked if we needed anything as he knew the servers were looted almost all the time.  I asked if he had any extra mosin ammo.  I mostly assumed he wouldn't be that stupid as to hand me over any rounds but he said

"here all I have is 10"  at that point I decided one was all I needed.  Danger Kept talking to him about where he came from and if he's seen anyone else.  While I loaded my mosin and took aim at the unsuspecting person's head.

 

BLAM!  I now had all his ammo and a fire axe and Danger had what he needed besides his kids backpack. This person learned a valuable lesson about giving anyone any ammo.  I am more than positive I deeply affected his psyche and at min he will never give anyone any rounds ever again.

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Father,

 

I was playing with my friend mike and we were hiding in the air traffic control tower. I did not know he was downstairs, i just knew that he had spotted someone outside before i was upstairs.

 

Instead of listening to him say "I'm downstairs watching your back" i zoned out, because i was shatting bricks. So i creeped down the stairs where i saw someone, him, looking the other way.

 

I proceeded to spray the shit out of him with an M4 and scream "I GOT HIM!" in vent.

 

and then i heard him say "im dead"

 

I KILLED MIKE WHILE HE WAS PROTECTING ME

 

:(

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I server hopped in Zelenogorsk about 8 times for a gas cooker on experimental, after nearly three hours of legitimately searching from Svetlo to Lopatino. I only wanted to see if anything could be cooked in 0.42! I did it for the science! For the Alpha! I only hit the grocery store, restaurant and barns repeatedly, never touching the military base or police station, in order to lessen my sin.

I can also tell you when I logged in at one point and heard a person using a cooking stove in the floor below me, to which I waited until they left. I am not a crook.

I can tell you that the cooking pot now slowly heats up in the inventory, with the grey background turning from grey to a dark red over time. You can then take the heated pot off of the cooker while it's still hot and put it in your inventory. I've tried putting all manners of food and drink in there to no avail.

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I had a streamer come to my server. I had made friends with this person before. However this player decided that after an accidental discharge that broke her legs she had to have revenge on my friend who fired the shot. (Mind you it was a complete accident and he tried to apologize)

 

She wouldn't drop it. Kept harassing him.. I decided not to just kick from the server. (as it would be "admin abuse") My friend that was being harassed logged off. However I got tired of her not letting it go. I took the first shot, so me and other friend took out the 5 of them...

 

Not sure if I should feel bad or not.

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