Day Laborer for hire..

[Irish. 4886]

Will work for beans or stylish clothing.. which I am lacking on currently.

 

This my resume in photo form:

 

If you are hiring, please look me up.. I stand on the corner by the firestation in Elektro. Usually have a large soup pot in my hands as I also run a pirate soup kitchen in my spare time.

 

Thank you,

Dong Johnson

[oregonized 673]

Moose knuckle...

[gsp167 95]

TO: [email protected]

FROM: [email protected]

 

Mr. Johnson,

 

As you probably know, an airlpane crashed into my Hotel in Chernogorsk, I am currently looking for someone to repair / rebuild the destroyed parts and also get rid of the dead passenger bodies all over the place!

 

I'm ready to pay up to 5 cans of beans per hour.

 

Sincerly yours,

Ding Dong

CEO, International Hotels Corp.

[Irish. 4886]

TO: [email protected]

FROM: [email protected]

 

Mr. Johnson,

 

As you probably know, an airlpane crashed into my Hotel in Chernogorsk, I am currently looking for someone to repair / rebuild the destroyed parts and also get rid of the dead passenger bodies all over the place!

 

I'm ready to pay up to 5 cans of beans per hour.

 

Sincerly yours,

Ding Dong

CEO, International Hotels Corp.

 

When can I start? :D - D.J.

[gsp167 95]

Immediatly xD I also provide free coffee & sandwiches on lunch breaks.

[Irish. 4886]

Immediatly xD I also provide free coffee & sandwiches on lunch breaks.

 

#Dreamjob!

[gsp167 95]

Hehe, yeah