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Are you ready for a zombie apocalypse?

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If a zombie apocalypse did happen then I imagine that I, with my luck, and anyone who is prepared for a 'zombie apocalypse'*, will be among the first to become zombies.

 

If by some quirk I was a survivor then I'd frankly give myself 1/10 chances of surviving (due to my physical health and my genetic allergy to gluten, barley & rye foodstuffs - see; Coeliac Disease**). At least if another survivor found my body there'd be some good kit to take away with them.

 

*Fate loves irony.

**As an example, if I found a shop with, say, with packets of crisps for the taking, they often contain gluten-based ingredients in the flavouring.

Edited by rapier17

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Well, let's see here... 33 years young, moderate smoker, somewhat athletic, no weapons except for a katana (I'd go all "The Walking Dead" over their dead asses ^^) , barely any stockpiles of food. I live in a quiet suburb with two medium size strip malls. I own a pick up, a smart fortwo and a mountain bike. There are three large food stores in my close proximity and several convenience stores for cigarettes and beer as well as a Liquor Store. I mean, c'mon - it's the apocalypse and you're drinking water?^^.

 

If I could find a house built with only little glass (windows / doors), I might make it the first week.

 

Then again, I have my puppy dog to worry about. But I'm sure he'll be good once I figure out if I prefer him baked or pan fried oO

 

Mentality: Not a leader. If people are willing to protect and shelter me, I will take care of emotional traumatized folks who might need a friend. Definitely not a fighter, although that might change in the blink of an eye. I've never been in a truly life threatening situation, it's gonna be either fight or flight for me, I'm giving flight a 70% chance.

 

Talents: Yeah, of course! I can wiggle my ears, eat a bag of chips a night, and according to my dog I give awesome belly rubs.

 

Seriously, nothing even close to survival skills. I'd be so lost... ^^ Damn, now I'm even scared of starting DayZ again :-/

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I pray for a zombie apocalypse every night before I go to bed.  So far nothing but disappointment.  I would totally be a KOSer in a real life zombie apocalypse.  I am prepared and armed to the teeth.

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Isn't it funny how one of the biggest pop cultural themes in our world, that zombies are, is completely abscent in movies? Like walking up to a person that's eating another person in the street, saying "Are you ok?"

Genre blindness.

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