rapier17 48 Posted March 7, 2014 (edited) If a zombie apocalypse did happen then I imagine that I, with my luck, and anyone who is prepared for a 'zombie apocalypse'*, will be among the first to become zombies. If by some quirk I was a survivor then I'd frankly give myself 1/10 chances of surviving (due to my physical health and my genetic allergy to gluten, barley & rye foodstuffs - see; Coeliac Disease**). At least if another survivor found my body there'd be some good kit to take away with them. *Fate loves irony.**As an example, if I found a shop with, say, with packets of crisps for the taking, they often contain gluten-based ingredients in the flavouring. Edited March 7, 2014 by rapier17 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demonica 311 Posted March 7, 2014 Well, let's see here... 33 years young, moderate smoker, somewhat athletic, no weapons except for a katana (I'd go all "The Walking Dead" over their dead asses ^^) , barely any stockpiles of food. I live in a quiet suburb with two medium size strip malls. I own a pick up, a smart fortwo and a mountain bike. There are three large food stores in my close proximity and several convenience stores for cigarettes and beer as well as a Liquor Store. I mean, c'mon - it's the apocalypse and you're drinking water?^^. If I could find a house built with only little glass (windows / doors), I might make it the first week. Then again, I have my puppy dog to worry about. But I'm sure he'll be good once I figure out if I prefer him baked or pan fried oO Mentality: Not a leader. If people are willing to protect and shelter me, I will take care of emotional traumatized folks who might need a friend. Definitely not a fighter, although that might change in the blink of an eye. I've never been in a truly life threatening situation, it's gonna be either fight or flight for me, I'm giving flight a 70% chance. Talents: Yeah, of course! I can wiggle my ears, eat a bag of chips a night, and according to my dog I give awesome belly rubs. Seriously, nothing even close to survival skills. I'd be so lost... ^^ Damn, now I'm even scared of starting DayZ again :-/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oregonized 673 Posted March 7, 2014 I pray for a zombie apocalypse every night before I go to bed. So far nothing but disappointment. I would totally be a KOSer in a real life zombie apocalypse. I am prepared and armed to the teeth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Gews- 7443 Posted March 7, 2014 Isn't it funny how one of the biggest pop cultural themes in our world, that zombies are, is completely abscent in movies? Like walking up to a person that's eating another person in the street, saying "Are you ok?" Genre blindness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted March 7, 2014 Chuck Norris is my uncle, yes I'm prepared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
