Trolled 5 "Soldiers" So Bad - Was It YOU?

[PoppinHeads 14]

I so wish that I had this recorded because it was absolutely hilarious.  Would love to find the guys who did it, so if it was you and your group, hit me up!

 

Fresh spawn, running from the coast, and as I come across the first small town I can find, I see like 8 guys standing around.  I'm a fresh spawn, first time I've seen so many people in the same place, so I'm curious.  I run up to them.

 

5 guys all decked out in soldier gear, M4s, Mosins, gas masks, these guys were decked out.  I sneak up behind them and one guy freaks out "behind us, behind us!!" (yea, cause I have jeans, a tshirt, and a can of beans I can't open). I raise my hands, and ask for a can opener.  They tell me I can win one.  OK!  I'm in.

 

So the "leader" tells me I have to play a game.  OK!  There is a guy handcuffed, with a bag over his head.  He has an axe in his hands.  There are two other fresh spawns, and the leader tells us that the 3 of us need to kill the guy with the axe before he can kill us.

 

So I decide to play with these guys a bit.  I run over and punch the guy int he head with a bag on his head.  Well this pissed the group off.  Fortunately, I was able to talk them out of killing me.  So again we are going to start the game.  I run up and punch the guy in the head again with the bag on and he dies.  Oops.  I'm sorry!

 

While all this is taking place, the other 2 spawns, who were obviously there against their will, take off running.  So I feel good, I save 2 people!

 

But now I'm left with 5 guys with rifles, and they aren't happy with me.  So they try to handcuff me.  Problem is, while I looked like I was cuffed, I actually wasn't.  So they put the bag on my head - thinking I'm handcuffed.  I take the bag off so I can see, but for some reason, they still see me with the bag on (I know this becasue they are laughing and giving me instructions on where to run).

 

So I start running, and all 5 guys start chasing me.  They think I have a bag on my head and I can't see, so they are trying to lead me into the water.  I can see, and I keep changing directions.  I will head straight for the water, and at the last minute, change directions.  These 5 clowns chased me around for 10 minutes.  I eventually lose them in the trees and they are pissed off.  So I hide in a house and I can see them running around outside looking for me.  

 

I say "hello" in voice chat, they hear me, and are trying to find me.  So I take the bag and leave it on the floor of the house I'm in, sneak out the back, and take off into the woods.  At least they got their bag back.

 

I love DayZ.  Thanks for letting me share.

[Irish. 4886]

Dayz is just full of fun! Good story man.. :D

[Leo Balzac 190]

CSB

[s1rGr1nG0 81]

I wouldn't have wasted so much time.

[Matej (DayZ) 71]

nice story

[Jolunn 54]

There is a guy handcuffed, with a bag over his head.  He has an axe in his hands. 

 

 

Dunno but I found this part to be fake, you cant carry an axe if you're handcuffed, unless they've made a change and not said about it of course.  Part from that cool story.

 

edited: you're instead of your.

Edited February 28, 2014 by Jolunn

[Leo Balzac 190]

Dunno but I found this part to be fake, you cant carry an axe if you're handcuffed, unless they've made a change and not said about it of course.  Part from that cool story.

 

edited: you're instead of your.

 

I agree, OP has become entangled in his own web.

[PoppinHeads 14]

I'm telling you guys.  Can't he have the weapon in his hand and then they cuff him and it glitches or something and he's still holding the axe?  Or once someone is handcuffed, can't your "force" something into their hand (like force feeding)?  I don't know, I'm a DayZ noob, but that's the fact jack.

[Jolunn 54]

I'm telling you guys.  Can't he have the weapon in his hand and then they cuff him and it glitches or something and he's still holding the axe?  Or once someone is handcuffed, can't your "force" something into their hand (like force feeding)?  I don't know, I'm a DayZ noob, but that's the fact jack.

 

To be honest I'am a little confused by your wording, not a dig btw.  But if your saying its a fact you can have a weapon in your hand then I've not come across this and also what good would a weapon be if your hands are cuffed behind your back?  Just end up swinging that axe up my own backside.