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crazykage

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By crazykage, in General Discussion

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crazykage    1063

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Why bother with developers? I mean, if this ***ji fellow is so good with black magic, maybe he/she can use it to make the game complete right NOW. Then Dean wont have to wait a whole year to go home, and WE can play the final product immediately.

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Dchil    829

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Just report the damn posts.

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crazykage    1063

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Just report the damn posts.

Nah, just call ***ji!

 

he or she can use his/her black magic sorcery to get rid of them all. Then we wont have any more spam!

 

Dare I say it? I think this ***ji might be even more powerful than the blood of Hoxton....AND the ricochet fist! 

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crazykage    1063

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And so the moderators have once again banished the great wizard of black magic, ***ji, into the mists.

 

BUT!

 

How long?

 

How long until ***ji returns to show us his POWER once again?

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res    373

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I have a problem with my girlfriend, she's been really aggressive recently, I don't know if this is some kind of new sexual reference of hers, it's like she wants to eat me and then she moans and growls like if she was hungry for ****.

 

I am really afraid to go there to the bedroom and try do something, maybe satisfy her?

 

Pic of her by the way:

 

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No she's not a princess exactly, but I'm only in for the money, IS MY RELATIONSHIP BROKEN?

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crazykage    1063

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I have a problem with my girlfriend, she's been really aggressive recently, I don't know if this is some kind of new sexual reference of hers, it's like she wants to eat me and then she moans and growls like if she was hungry for ****.

 

I am really afraid to go there to the bedroom and try do something, maybe satisfy her?

 

Pic of her by the way:

 

 

 

No she's not a princess exactly, but I'm only in for the money, IS MY RELATIONSHIP BROKEN?

Who knows?

 

Only the great wizard ***ji, I think.

 

You will have to wait until he once again congeals from the mists to share his wisdom and POWER with us. 

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