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Nicko2580

Didn't know Gollum played DayZ

By Nicko2580, in General Discussion

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Nicko2580    398

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Someone 'Gollumed' me last night. 

I spawned near a factory on the east coast (I think). Saw another player running around and he wandered over and we were chatting a bit, trying to figure out whether we were gonna stick together or what. Next minute he goes "Holy shit look out!" and all I here is THWACK - You are unconscious. 

Then dead set, Gollum's voice comes over the comms - "HISSSSSSS... MINE! GET AWAY FROM US! IT'S MINE!" me and the guy I was talking to were laughing so hard I thought I was going to choke. This guy sounded exactly like him, I swear. So I lay there unconscious for a few seconds while he's hissing and spitting and then I'm like, "Okay, well I'm going to respawn." and all I hear is, "NOOOO! Don't leave us precious! Don't go!" goddammit I nearly pissed myself laughing.

So wish I had of had Shadowplay turned on. If you're going to kill fresh spawns... at least make it hilarious.  :P

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 If you're going to kill fresh spawns... at least make it hilarious.  

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