"Killer rocks" - we need to have a talk.

[thelonelyone 103]

I wondered what they did to Skallisty Island on Chernarus +, I didn't think much of it, but since I heard those creepy Radio Signals, I thought I would go myth busting!

I swam to the island for 3 minutes and finally arrived. I ran to the broken ship... The server restarted. It's ok. I'll just re-log.

Thankfully I joined in on the island's coast, so I just had to run to the ship again to take a better look and run around the island to find anything else...

 

I run next to a rock... Then suddendly I teleportinsidetherockmycharacterfreaksoutandstartsglitching and BOOM DEAD.

 

...

 

...

 

We need to have a talk, Dean.

 

Dean, my friend...

 

 

Do you see what you have done?

 

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DID TO ME?

 

DO YOU?

[mercules 1290]

Glad you have a sense of humor about this... It is, after all, an Alpha. :)

[blurhitz 244]

So it's true! They always told me I'm crazy, but it's true! I was always right, THE ROCKS ARE THE REAL THREAT!

RUN TO THE HILLS!

Edited February 12, 2014 by xBlurHitz

[Disgraced 1123]

A haiku

 

They have reformed, really.

Igneous, silent waiting

They used to all kill.

 

I've died from SO many rocks. The worst ones are the ones that you step on and then.... You start to uncontrollably slide.. And there's no way out. You just keep sliding until... CRUNCH.

 

I try to stay off of rocks unless it's a 'live dangerously' day.

[thelonelyone 103]

So it's true! They always told me I'm crazy, but it's true! THE ROCKS ARE THE REAL THREAT

RUN TO THE HILLS

Oh my God! It's true! RUN! EVERYONE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[meat pie 632]

This one time I was in a shootout and I shot at the guy shooting at me,he ran to take cover

 

 

Behind a rock

 

He did not even have time to scream

[thelonelyone 103]

This one time I was in a shootout and I shot at the guy shooting at me,he ran to take cover

 

 

Behind a rock

 

He did not even have time to scream

Rocks.

Not even once.

[Knock (DayZ) 111]

There was one time... I was getting shot at in Electro. I was near death and I assumed I was going to die. I found a stone pebble on the ground and threw it at my pursuers... and I.... I......

 

 

Was shot unconscious... But when I woke back up, The people were gone. To this day I don't know what happened to them. I'm having a bit of a moral crisis here.

 

Are they stuck in limbo? :'( I was just looking out for myself smh..

[thelonelyone 103]

There was one time... I was getting shot at in Electro. I was near death and I assumed I was going to die. I found a stone pebble on the ground and threw it at my pursuers... and I.... I......

 

 

Was shot unconscious... But when I woke back up, The people were gone. To this day I don't know what happened to them. I'm having a bit of a moral crisis here.

 

Are they stuck in limbo? :'( I was just looking out for myself smh..

 

You should run be thankful. The rocks were on your side, but you may not have the same luck next time.

 

They spared you for later.

[blissfulkunt 196]

YES!!! Im not alone, those damn rocks have killed me too, I ran over a grey one just outside of Rify, barely sticking out of the ground and BOOOM DEAD!!

[Mdogg2005 447]

lol the last tag "sad" omg made me laugh