coltonlong 211 Posted February 12, 2014 So, i noticed that this game is giving people new ways to let loose and have fun. For instance, I spawned in near solnichny, and wasnt sure what i should do, when i noticed about 5 people standing around, bleeding, and realized they were dead. so i started to walk away when a naked guy ran at me, and with a cry of, "WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN?!?!?" one hit knocked me out. I laughed my ass off, and respawned. Then recently, i decided to have fun, and grabbed a voice changing software, made a demon voice program, and went into a near full server, grabbed a dallas mask, and went to electro to spread the word of our dark lord and master Cthulhu. There was fire fights all over, and i was just hiding out, scaring people. most yelled or expressed surprise, then laughed and ran. there was gunfire all over, but i made it about 45 minutes. anyone else got some good stories of people in dayz getting a little bit wierd? :P 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oregonized 673 Posted February 12, 2014 A couple of weeks ago on a random server, there was a dance party with 20+ people in Kamyshovo. We had good music and good conversation but the only things we were missing was a few kegs and a beer pong table. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coltonlong 211 Posted February 12, 2014 I had a group of 17 people running down the east coast. its was an avalanche of people. everyone we passed joined us. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fundan@gmx.de 82 Posted February 12, 2014 Ze intenetz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rybo 171 Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) 13 of us outside Kamyshovo. Pretty sure everyone was a random. We all grouped up and I yelled "Coke party!" The next thing I hear is "Coke party! Pants off everyone!". Then of course everyone drops trow. We end up dancing and running around in place for about 5mins when this guy rolls up clad in gear. Everyone paused thinking hes gonna light us all up. But guess what. Fucker starts doing the lean dance..The lulz. I couldn't stop laughing. Then of course we hear the dreaded Mosin crack overhead and it hits Mc Geared right in the noodle and drops him dead. Everyone scattered. Then of course like the lemmings we beach Bambie's are we all ran back to the dudes body to loot it. Of course the firing starts again and everyone scatters. A Bambie is now dead next to Mc Gears. Then again we all flood back. This goes on about 2 more times. Then the firing stops for a brief moment and we again flood back. Everyone is trying to rip the M4 of the guys dead body but thanks to the bug where it stays in the body everyone keeps ripping it from each others hands. I had a brief thought of toddlers fighting over the new toy. Then it hit me. Why isn't anyone taking that thing loading it and lighting everyone up? Cause at the time we were all shoulder to shoulder huddled like an NFL team before the big play. Well you can guess what happened next. "If they aren't going to do it then I am". I loaded that M4 as fast I could and proceeded to pointblank light everyone up from right to left. I was able to pop off about 20 rounds before it again was taken from my hands. During my spree I again caused everyone to flee the body. But alas what was left of us (about 4) again made that last full hardy attempt to get that beloved M4 and all it's glory. Well again I lucked out and snagged the M4 before they did. Then of course like clock work the Mosin starts saying hello. The Mosin drops another poor Bambie as me and as far as I can tell the last guy dive for cover inside a tiny wooden shack. And that's when I became the last Bambie cause I turned my back on the guy and he fucking knocked me cold in an attempt to finally get his dirty hand on my newly acquired M4.. Last story. My group of 5 were in Elektro boarded to death. One of the guys starts making gun noises over direct while pointing his gun at me. So I dive for cover doing my Pew Pew's. Then of course the whole group jumped in and it was a verbal death match. This lasted at least 15mins. When we finally finished we grouped up to roll out of town. Then out of a 2nd story building a guy yells out "Yall guys doing the Pew Pew noises?"....The Lulz we had.. Now we have a running joke when we run up to each other in game. When you see a buddy for the first time in game you yell out in direct "Yall doing those Pew Pew noises?" Last but not least: If anyone ever hears a group of guys singing John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt off que...Yea, that's us. Edited February 12, 2014 by RyBo 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036 Posted February 12, 2014 I had a group of 17 people running down the east coast. its was an avalanche of people. everyone we passed joined us. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
real meatshield 424 Posted February 12, 2014 A couple of weeks ago on a random server, there was a dance party with 20+ people in Kamyshovo. We had good music and good conversation but the only things we were missing was a few kegs and a beer pong table.i think that was on raccooncity, and me and my crew broke it up :D i know i myself killed at least 8 before i got flanked. WHY U NO INVITE ME!?!?! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mdogg2005 447 Posted February 12, 2014 13 of us outside Kamyshovo. Pretty sure everyone was a random. We all grouped up and I yelled "Coke party!" The next thing I hear is "Coke party! Pants off everyone!". Then of course everyone drops trow. We end up dancing and running around in place for about 5mins when this guy rolls up clad in gear. Everyone paused thinking hes gonna light us all up. But guess what. Fucker starts doing the lean dance..The lulz. I couldn't stop laughing. Then of course we hear the dreaded Mosin crack overhead and it hits Mc Geared right in the noodle and drops him dead. Everyone scattered. Then of course like the lemmings we beach Bambie's are we all ran back to the dudes body to loot it. Of course the firing starts again and everyone scatters. A Bambie is now dead next to Mc Gears. Then again we all flood back. This goes on about 2 more times. Then the firing stops for a brief moment and we again flood back. Everyone is trying to rip the M4 of the guys dead body but thanks to the bug where it stays in the body everyone keeps ripping it from each others hands. I had a brief thought of toddlers fighting over the new toy. Then it hit me. Why isn't anyone taking that thing loading it and lighting everyone up? Cause at the time we were all shoulder to shoulder huddled like an NFL team before the big play. Well you can guess what happened next. "If they aren't going to do it then I am". I loaded that M4 as fast I could and proceeded to pointblank light everyone up from right to left. I was able to pop off about 20 rounds before it again was taken from my hands. During my spree I again caused everyone to flee the body. But alas what was left of us (about 4) again made that last full hardy attempt to get that beloved M4 and all it's glory. Well again I lucked out and snagged the M4 before they did. Then of course like clock work the Mosin starts saying hello. The Mosin drops another poor Bambie as me and as far as I can tell the last guy dive for cover inside a tiny wooden shack. And that's when I became the last Bambie cause I turned my back on the guy and he fucking knocked me cold in an attempt to finally get his dirty hand on my newly acquired M4.. Last story. My group of 5 were in Elektro boarded to death. One of the guys starts making gun noises over direct while pointing his gun at me. So I dive for cover doing my Pew Pew's. Then of course the whole group jumped in and it was a verbal death match. This lasted at least 15mins. When we finally finished we grouped up to roll out of town. Then out of a 2nd story building a guy yells out "Yall guys doing the Pew Pew noises?"....The Lulz we had.. Now we have a running joke when we run up to each other in game. When you see a buddy for the first time in game you yell out in direct "Yall doing those Pew Pew noises?" Last but not least: If anyone ever hears a group of guys singing John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt off que...Yea, that's us.Just take them. :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oregonized 673 Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) i think that was on raccooncity, and me and my crew broke it up :D i know i myself killed at least 8 before i got flanked. WHY U NO INVITE ME!?!?! You son of a bitch! > :( For real though it was good times. Lots of jokes and we even had a break dance battle. Edited February 12, 2014 by OR3GONIZ3D 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeChat 131 Posted February 12, 2014 A couple of weeks ago on a random server, there was a dance party with 20+ people in Kamyshovo. We had good music and good conversation but the only things we were missing was a few kegs and a beer pong table. L2Drink.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psECBa4MhrQ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oregonized 673 Posted February 12, 2014 L2Drink.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psECBa4MhrQWas that supposed to be funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimey Rick 3417 Posted February 12, 2014 Well there was always the "Elektro Peace Walk" that DeatHTaX and I shot up. I took down five, including their very vocal British ringleader, before my building was rushed and I was forced to re-spawn. :3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Martmital 436 Posted February 12, 2014 Was that supposed to be funny? Jim is one of the most amusing guys alive... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oregonized 673 Posted February 12, 2014 Jim is one of the most amusing guys alive...He may be, but that clip didn't even get a chuckle out of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
