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maxotaur

Let me tell a very angry tale.

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i played with a random steam friend yesterday and took a hit form his axe! vest and ammo case ruined.....

 

never play with strangers

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I get so angry in teamspeak when we're in a firefight and some people have side conversations.

Me - "Who is that coming around back of the red house?

Guys - "And then I says to Mabel I says.."

Me - "Guys, which one of you is behind the red house with a black baseball cap and hunter backpack and camo Mosin!?"

Guys - "And all twelve inches went in, I couldn't believe it! Lost that bet..."

Me - "I'M SHOOTING WHOEVER IS BEHIND THE RED HOUSE"

...... *BOOM*

One of the guys - "Dude, I just got shot. I'm dead in back of the red house, didn't see where I was shot from".

Every... fucking... time

 

Have you tried un-muting your mic?

 

Usually works for me.

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