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Welcome to the DayZ of Tomorrow, 2015 Feb [enthusiasm thread]

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Greetings, my friend! I see you harken from the Triassic era of Day Zed! Let me introduce you to the wonders of the CHERNARUS OF TOMORROW.
-perfect wall clipping

-action movie melee combat with zombies and potential bandits, stab one in the face with your pen and the swivel to decapitate another with a combat knife or Ivan the Terrible era broadsword!
-Fly helicopters and light aircraft across the map, intimidating peons below! Hoon around in abandoned pimped-out Hummers, tooled-up police cars, speedy Skoda Rapids and buses and lorries! Sail boats off the coast, maintaining a pirate raiding fleet which pillages the shore as it pleases! Maybe even re-start the train for an up-and-down RIDE THAT NEVER ENDS!
-Complete the ultimate challenge of turning on Elektro's power, by defeating the hordes of zombies such a noisy action entails, then light Chernarus up!
-Build simple bases and towers. Reclaim towns as new human colonies, gathering resources for outposts. Maybe play as a pure survivalist, hiding in the relative safety of the woods and making your shelter from scratch. Take over abandoned military bunkers ^_^ 
-Hunt many things: Men, zombies, and animals. In this apocalypse you don't always have to be the prey!
-Roll in all the devalued cash you could ever ask for.

-Craft oodles of items from scratch-- improvised gas-canister flamethrowers, ned Kelly armour, duct-taped screwdriver bayonets, chainsaw axled bicycles.

 

Disclaimer: This prediction of the future may or may not come true.

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But by then they will have added sexy sex time of a sexual nature so you can whore yourself out to them for access to their nice things, then knock them out and run off with their beans.

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"Turn on the power in electro"... Then can I hold the electricity ransom and bradcast from a backlit boardroom so all they see is a super sinister silhouette?

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"Turn on the power in electro"... Then can I hold the electricity ransom and bradcast from a backlit boardroom so all they see is a super sinister silhouette?

FUCK YES.

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wonder how many gestures they gonna add :D we need a victory gesture !

Yeah, maybe just the current arms raised gesture but with palms closed would do

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