GUY WITH MACHETE THOUGHT I WAS A KOS'R IN CHERNO... SALINE!

[gerbilschooler 229]

I'm teh sheriff of this here town! To the two guys I met in Cherno at the fire station. One of you starved and went unconscious as my, newly found, friend (who I traveled with all the way from... Kamyshovo?) was shot to death by a guy wearing an orange hard hat. I could see the guy wearing the orange hard hat draw his weapon as my newly found friend was making nice small talk. I was on the second story of the Firehouse tower and was trying to get a bead on the YMCA'er with my SKS... no luck. I start moving down the stairs to help my buddy when I hear it *PTWANG*... is my shitty headset acting up? *PTWANG* *PTWANG*... no... not a shitty headset... I knew coming down the stairs that my friend was dead and the mo^#erfuck#R that shot him was there! looting his body! So I unload about eight rounds into him... continuing to fire even though I know he is far away in Valhalla... I go over to have a look at what silver lining I can spare from the carnage that had just played out, not noticing the third body on the ground. From nowhere a man with a gas mask and a machete rushes my throat... he zips this way and that screaming, "FUCKING KOS'R PIECE OF SHIT!!!" 

            My vision goes blurry... but my voice still musters "Fuck that! I just killed a guy that shot my BUDDY!!!"

                      We get to talking and figure it was a clusterfuck of the first thing to be lost in war... truth. Who's side was I on? I was ready to kill this guy that came at me with a machete... but he was sticking up for his buddy (unconscious on the ground from starvation), as I was for mine by killing the guy that killed my friend who this other guy thought was his friend who I killed!! AHH!!! clusterfuck! So. we reconcile and figure the guy unconscious needs a saline bag so we both set off to find one. I keep coming back to check on the unconscious guy to make sure he's alright as I search the near picked clean city. Eventually, after what seemed like forever, I finally find a saline bag and rush back to the fire station ready to help the guy... but he was gone by then. Gone... and I never even got to deputize them...

 

 

[Grimey Rick 3417]

[tacticalbanana 38]

 

 

 

Fucking lol

[DeatHTaX 1217]

I feel like with some editing this could be a very noteworthy Pete Chimaera piece

[ImDeafDontShootMe 8]

Lol nice post Grimey Rick. 

To OP, this is why I like this game. Social interaction with others really shines due to unrestricted freedom of being able to react and communicate in however you want it. Half, if not most, of the people in-game would have shot you right then and there but you both stuck it out like true men, attempted to forgive one another and put aside your differences to save your teammates. 

 

Isn't that awesome? :D Lol

[Window Licker 504]

Need more posts like this forums have been a spew of the same topics, bring back the fun!