Dear "Bandits", please...

[MakeThemListen 51]

...please put some thought and heart into your acting.

 

Me and my Buddy, we where on our way to Berezino. We where rater well stocked up besided him only having 40 rounds and me 20 for the m4.

 

We looked spiffy ( press vests and all ) and approached Berezino from the construction side direction.

 

Now...between the little houses there is a dude with a burlap sack running in circles. We keep our distance and approch thorwards the construction site as another character pops up waving telling us:

 

"We ( he later corrects to I ) got robbed. there is bandits over here and we need help."

 

I talk to him for a bit but his acting was so bad, we pulled out telling him not to follow us or he and his friends will go down.

 

As we slowly retreat i see a third character with a axe and a backpack trying to flank us. It was such a obviously bad set "trap" it was laughable.

 

We deceide to fall back a bit more and we ponder what to do. We finaly deceide to test how retarded these guys will get to get us and hunker down in a building. Holding the upstairs with clear sight on the door.

 

Since we are patient folk, we wait.

 

After a short while we hear talking outside and a exchange of words errupts. We get taunted with "we have all time in the world, come out" and as that isent fruitatious they switch over to chicken noises.

 

No sweat at this point..my buddy has the door covered i check the window for the sniper ( wich iam sure they will deploy sooner or later )trying to have a look inside.

 

They probe the door a bit and get wounded. Now 3 of them try to rush upstairs ( really Folks you are THAT dull ? ) and get mowed down by my friend.

 

Now i see a figure moving from my position and hesitate for 1 split second too long and get shot by the sniper i myself predicted ( hehe oh well ). My mate takes all my ammo and keeps holding the stairs while i make my run from the coast back to the crimescene.

 

He is hiding all their bodys because we want to piss them off to the max. Now 2 of them with m4 storm the building and take my mate with them. Now ist 5:2 and iam almost back at the building.

 

I find a lucky fireaxe on my way, Strip off my cloths and run. I reach the house and hear eating/reload sounds. I race upstairs and hack away on the fools. One goes down the other combat logs ( yeah right you brave mofo...). I grab a m4 and fiddle with the damm inventory.

 

6:2

 

I hide the Body with the loot i cant take and wait. Shortly after the last of them tries to rush the building. He blasts away from a 60s mag and catches some bullets too.

 

7:3

 

 

WE told you to go away, WE told you to leave us alone...nooo you had to follow us and in the process lost 4 People fully kitted and another 3 halfway decent and your life too.

 

Was that worth it ?

 

tl;dr

 

 

Bandits..please but some more effort into your act if you try to lure people into "traps".

 

Would you rather they shoot you on sight? I don't get this, people get KoS and complain that the bandits don't even try banditry. Then they get thrown into a roleplay attempt, and complain it wasn't good enough. Is it just grabbing for attention? I don't understand....

[MakeThemListen 51]

It's impossible to tell whether I'm lying or not as I have mastered monotone. Maybe I should do this.

 

Monotone makes me shoot instantly, there may be others like this. It just freaks me out lol. 

[MakeThemListen 51]

I'm not bragging, there are tons of groups better then mine. i'm just saying all he did was kill some KoS kids. 

 

Keep calling people who kill you "kids", and be sure to mention CoD while you're at it. Keep reinforcing the fact that you are repeatedly being dominated in your survival attempts by "kids". That may tell you something about yourself if you still can't figure out how to survive yet....

[Jokeysmurf 4]

The moment you made that stand inside the building there was only one way it was going to end. I would think that you made the wrong call, not them!

Boooooo! Grats to them all for playing out the encounter. Hero or bandit asside, this is what the game should be about to keep it fresh long term.

[Hrki 94]

My opinion is that this server hopers are worst then bandits... They just know to loot airfields and spawn on silly locations right beside your back's and if you are capable to kill them (if you hear them or something) they just run away and alt+f4 (combat log) - this is so silly

Edited February 5, 2014 by HrkiGV

[Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036]

 

 

Me and my Buddy

My buddy and I

[skyline-gtr 130]

I think what the OP is looking for is the "Bond villain" type player.

 

If you dont know what that is...

Its the bad guy, who manages to capture the good guy. Now instead of just killing him, he attempts to do it with style.

 

Bond Villain Stupidity is a form of  Genre Blindness commonly exhibited by villains. It occurs when a villain fails to kill the hero when he has him cornered, incapacitated, or otherwise defenseless, thus giving the hero a chance to escape and later come back to defeat the villain.

[Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036]

[blacklabel79 949]

 

 

Oh well..you cared enough to post that.

 

I guess your "Story" and Imaginations content are perfectly reflected by the picture above.

[infiltrator 275]

I agree that people with the intention of killing other people usually behave really, really obviously. What's with the act anyway. A 10 times more efficient way would be to just be in a good position BEFORE you have contact, and then just proceed to shoot. No act, no talking. Just open up the conversation with a bullet.

 

Not that I'm a bandit myself, but I do enjoy killing certain people, I like to set up a perfect server hopping scenario. Go to an airfield, close all the doors in one of the buildings, set up fake "fresh" loot, and wait for the click sound people make when they spawn. For some reason I find it really satisfying to kill them, and torture them a bit when they don't die immediately.

Edited February 5, 2014 by Infiltrator

[djporternz 644]

I want to be mugged by Christopher Walken. . That would be worth losing everything!

Edited February 5, 2014 by DJPorterNZ

[Hrki 94]

I agree that people with the intention of killing other people usually behave really, really obviously. What's with the act anyway. A 10 times more efficient way would be to just be in a good position BEFORE you have contact, and then just proceed to shoot. No act, no talking. Just open up the conversation with a bullet.

 

Not that I'm a bandit myself, but I do enjoy killing certain people, I like to set up a perfect server hopping scenario. Go to an airfield, close all the doors in one of the buildings, set up fake "fresh" loot, and wait for the click sound people make when they spawn. For some reason I find it really satisfying to kill them, and torture them a bit when they don't die immediately.

 

 

yea i also love to set up a perefct server hopping scenario like you said but also there are 2 options. first he has good loot but when i kill him (not with HS - sometimes its pretty hard, all his loot is ruind and its makes me mad because i shoot him in legs but he somehow manage to get bullets in torso and backpack and all items inside are ruind >.< wtf?) and other is that he idk how but he manage to survive burst of bullets and escape with sprint (this sprint is so fcking anoying sometimes they run like usian bolt -.-') and combat log off....