chescatt 4 Posted February 1, 2014 (edited) In other news turns out it wasn't the wiggles! Yayy misinformation. Either way they were crazy as hell Me and a friend spawned in and ten guys were outside robbing someone...apparently they saw us when we spawned. They formed up at the front door to the building and began threatening us take off our pants, all kinds of crazy shit. They opened the door guns drawn when we refused to come out quietly and made their way up the stairs. Armed with pistols me and my friend took out the first three cultists. They began screaming out all kinds of weird shit, you'll never make us wear denim....give us your pants....crazy mofo's. My friend stood up to get a better look outside, he was instantly shot in the head. For real, didn't even last five seconds. They were waiting. I fought on taking them out one by one until the last one fell. Today, is the day the wiggles cultists failed. Edited February 1, 2014 by chescatt 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
korpisoturi (DayZ) 127 Posted February 1, 2014 you'll never make us wear denim :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korsbaek 1778 Posted February 1, 2014 What does this have to do with the wiggles? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy- 41 Posted February 1, 2014 What does this have to do with the wiggles?im wondering the same thing, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
byrgesen 1341 Posted February 1, 2014 What does this have to do with the wiggles?Dont think about it, just read it, laugh and move along ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korsbaek 1778 Posted February 1, 2014 Dont think about it, just read it, laugh and move along ;) But I didn't laugh... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chescatt 4 Posted February 1, 2014 I thought they were the guys that took your pants and made you dance, mis information for the win! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tizzle 90 Posted February 1, 2014 Real wiggles only multiply... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samuri_Bake_Pie 96 Posted February 1, 2014 Me and a friend spawned in and ten guys were outside robbing someone...apparently they saw us when we spawned. They formed up at the front door to the building and began threatening us take off our pants, all kinds of crazy shit. They opened the door guns drawn when we refused to come out quietly and made their way up the stairs. Armed with pistols me and my friend took out the first three cultists. They began screaming out all kinds of weird shit, you'll never make us wear denim....give us your pants....crazy mofo's. My friend stood up to get a better look outside, he was instantly shot in the head. For real, didn't even last five seconds. They were waiting. I fought on taking them out one by one until the last one fell. Today, is the day the wiggles cultists failed. Not the wiggles, they wiggles don't kill other people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plation 0 Posted February 1, 2014 (edited) what happen in the end? did you die? or did you log out? or did you kill them all? Edited February 1, 2014 by plation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
svisketyggeren 662 Posted February 1, 2014 what happen in the end? did you die? or did you log out? or did you kill them all?He became a wiggler himself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chescatt 4 Posted February 1, 2014 what happen in the end? did you die? or did you log out? or did you kill them all?They all died. I ended up giving most of the gear to the poor bastard they had outside haha. I lost connection to the server afterwards so I can only assume he took the gear and lived a very happy life...I'm trying to be optimistic if you can't tell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinphaltimus 262 Posted March 7, 2014 I believe the Church of the Wiggles is a front for murder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
