I know it's Alpha but I'm gonna moan anyway thread

[Jonah_Hobbes 171]

Rather than doing multiple posts about how you think the game sucks and clogging up the forum why don't you just post it here?

 

I love reading a post that contains 'I know it's an Alpha" - but then completely invalidates that statement.

 

Please post here.

 

It will allow the rest of us time to appreciate our lives, have a nice glass of wine, nod sagely at a sunset, smile at the antics of a small poodle on a Parisian street.

 

Yes by posting here you'll spare the rest of us the hours and hours of our very lives reading  your posts.

 

Guys - if you get really angry about KOS, 3PP, Nighttime, (ok guilty M'lud), bandit/hero skins. endgame content - then go for it this is YOUR place - enjoy.

Edited January 25, 2014 by Jonah_Hobbes

[waffen-79 32]

Doubtful they ill correct the way but:

 

the Melee weapons still behave as a GUN? really? no blocking either

 

not enough player customization, body morphs, or conforming clothes

 

no proper female player sounds

 

clumsy animation system, yeah the same from +11 years

 

baddest netcode I know the game was intended to be played on saturday mornings with your 10 people squad againts the AI but come on, you're suposed to turn this on a massed online rpg

 

Marek and Dean, please take a look to mount & blade warband and napoleonic wars, learn how to apply directional meele combat, a how to turn a melee weapon into a gun and revert it

 

also take a look to saints row 4 or 3 and apb reloaded on how to make a character customizable

 

and finally take a look to gta4 or 5 and invest in proper havok or euphoria if you can afford it

 

Still I have bought it and all my squad have it, includind arma 2 and arma 3, it is sad how they are reaching the limit of the vr engine

 

best regards

[ninjacalypse 551]

Rather than doing multiple posts about how you think the game sucks and clogging up the forum why don't you just post it here?

 

I love reading a post that contains 'I know it's an Alpha" - but then completely invalidates that statement.

 

Please post here.

 

If people can't be bothered to use the feedback/bug tracker, do a basic search for common and well-known issues or even bother to notice the 5 threads about the exact same thing that have all been posted within the last hour then...it's not gonna happen.

 

[Jonah_Hobbes 171]

Doubtful they ill correct the way but:

 

the Melee weapons still behave as a GUN? really? no blocking either

 

not enough player customization, body morphs, or conforming clothes

 

no proper female player sounds

 

clumsy animation system, yeah the same from +11 years

 

baddest netcode I know the game was intended to be played on saturday mornings with your 10 people squad againts the AI but come on, you're suposed to turn this on a massed online rpg

 

Marek and Dean, please take a look to mount & blade warband and napoleonic wars, learn how to apply directional meele combat, a how to turn a melee weapon into a gun and revert it

 

also take a look to saints row 4 or 3 and apb reloaded on how to make a character customizable

 

and finally take a look to gta4 or 5 and invest in proper havok or euphoria if you can afford it

 

Still I have bought it and all my squad have it, includind arma 2 and arma 3, it is sad how they are reaching the limit of the vr engine

 

best regards

 

What sort of Female sounds are we talking about? Sexy 2% or moany and irritating 98% ?

[Zeshio (DayZ) 5]

Dude the axe making a bullet sound is classic day Z! I hope that never goes away, haha.

[knifeparty 109]

I don't know why we haven't been allowed to turn into panthers yet. Game is broken and unplayable until Panther transforms are added. OMGENDOFTHEWORLD!!!!

[Jonah_Hobbes 171]

I don't know why we haven't been allowed to turn into panthers yet. Game is broken and unplayable until Panther transforms are added. OMGENDOFTHEWORLD!!!!

You've hit the nail on the head - I'm off to uninstall. (I love black kitties and they should be in every game).

[HIHBGaming 14]

 

If people can't be bothered to use the feedback/bug tracker, do a basic search for common and well-known issues or even bother to notice the 5 threads about the exact same thing that have all been posted within the last hour then...

 

People do this!? You're joking, right? 

Edited January 25, 2014 by R.Neville

[djporternz 644]

I know its an Alpha but...

 

...having an awesome time already. Sorry, too busy playing to bitch and whine here!

[GrappleX 354]

I don't know why we haven't been allowed to turn into panthers yet. Game is broken and unplayable until Panther transforms are added. OMGENDOFTHEWORLD!!!!

 

I also would like black panther fun time.

[LuckyDog 20]

because why not

 

If the Bunnys HAVE to scare the daylight out of you, I want them to at least make normal rabbit screams

[Jonah_Hobbes 171]

because why not

 

If the Bunnys HAVE to scare the daylight out of you, I want them to at least make normal rabbit screams

 

So you're familiar with Rabbit screams are you?

 

Are you introverted?

 

A loner?

 

Wet the bed when you were younger?

 

Enjoy  setting fire to buildings?

 

Emotionally struggle to connect with anyone?

[QueenNidoqueen 0]

Dude the axe making a bullet sound is classic day Z! I hope that never goes away, haha.

That always scares the shit out of me.  <_<

[lousybs 1]

I think since so many ppl insist on this game totally "realistic", they should make the following changes:  You should have to worry about cleaning clothes, frostbite, heatstroke, going #1 & #2, farts (which could alert zombies), your char should need to sleep 6-10 actual hours of EVERY game day, you should not be able to repair ANY vehicle unless you can prove you're a trained mechanic, insect bites, lice, tooth aches from not brushing and flossing, roll to see if your char needs glasses (and if he/she does and they break, it's always blurry) and if you die in the game, you can NEVER PLAY AGAIN.  This will make the game so totally, super realistic.  the end.

[africanhungergames 192]

I think since so many ppl insist on this game totally "realistic", they should make the following changes:  You should have to worry about cleaning clothes, frostbite, heatstroke, going #1 & #2, farts (which could alert zombies), your char should need to sleep 6-10 actual hours of EVERY game day, you should not be able to repair ANY vehicle unless you can prove you're a trained mechanic, insect bites, lice, tooth aches from not brushing and flossing, roll to see if your char needs glasses (and if he/she does and they break, it's always blurry) and if you die in the game, you can NEVER PLAY AGAIN.  This will make the game so totally, super realistic.  the end.

OMG SIR YOU HAVE STRUCK GOLD

[Ramblin Hans 118]

I don't know why we haven't been allowed to turn into panthers yet. Game is broken and unplayable until Panther transforms are added. OMGENDOFTHEWORLD!!!!

 

I also would like black panther fun time.

 

 

Guys, this is an alpha. Twitter confirmed it will be in the full release. Stop complaining.

[bad_mojo (DayZ) 1204]

Complaints should be looked at on a case by case basis, grouping them all together in a dismissive matter(to not clog up the forums) is just ignorant.