Suicide

[Jackgundy 26]

So i just ate an entire damn box of cereal, and drank water till i was full. Then of course i walk up some stairs and glitch the hell through them, and WHOOPDEDOO stuck in the invisible understair harry fucking potter bedroom world. No disinfectant, no rotten kiwi not SHIT. Well shit, i know it's only possible to kill yourself IRL by fucking eating rotten fruit or drinking fucking cleaning equipment, it'd be fucking PREPOSTEROUS to be able to shoot my self in the sorry ass face with a fucking gun. THAT WOULDNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE NOW WOULD IT. Fucking zombies morph the fuck through walls like nobody's fucking business but shit i cant use my beautiful fucking axe to break the fuck down a crumbly ass piece of shit wall. It's going to take me more time than i can bare staring at fucking stairs to die of dehydration. I wish i could transfuse myself with AIDS bloods or some shit, fucking shit. I'm not asking for an option for newbs to opt out when they're just bitching about their spawn, i'm talkin the morts who already have a gun or some shit should have a way. I mean shit, in a fucking zombie apocalypse where i have to deal with fucking wall morphing zombies and pantless vampire bandits stealing my blood, i'd probably want to kill myself. BUT NO that's not heroic or some shit. My super shiny beret i just found is going to go to waste and rot slowly with my corpse. HER BODY WILL LIE IN THE CHAMBER FOREVER. Oh wait this isn't fucking harry potter and people shouldn't be trapped under the stairs. Yes I know it's pre alpha and i know i signed up for this and agreed for this but my god, this is more frustrating than getting sniped by some mort in the middle of nowhere. 

 

 

Thanks for consideration!

-Jack

 

P.S Sorry for the obscenities.

:rolleyes: 

[FroggToggz 0]

TL;DR

 

-1 comic sans

-1 for noob

-1 for colored text

-1 for poor vocabulary

-1 for no skill

 

Jackgundy is haha.

 

/thread

[HellSnake 26]

Try disconnecting while really close to a wall, and then connect again to a server. Sometimes you spawn outside the room. If not, try running against all the walls and vaulting through them. It sucks, but I've seen people get out of there. I myself scaped from one locked room in the wrecked ship by logging out and then in again.

[RedPhantomX4 26]

That cussing though....

[Jackgundy 26]

Edit: I escaped using the teleportation spell from harry potter. TY ROCKET!!!1!!one!!

[YeBittenDog 106]

So i just ate an entire damn box of cereal, and drank water till i was full. Then of course i walk up some stairs and glitch the hell through them, and WHOOPDEDOO stuck in the invisible understair harry fucking potter bedroom world. No disinfectant, no rotten kiwi not SHIT. Well shit, i know it's only possible to kill yourself IRL by fucking eating rotten fruit or drinking fucking cleaning equipment, it'd be fucking PREPOSTEROUS to be able to shoot my self in the sorry ass face with a fucking gun. THAT WOULDNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE NOW WOULD IT. Fucking zombies morph the fuck through walls like nobody's fucking business but shit i cant use my beautiful fucking axe to break the fuck down a crumbly ass piece of shit wall. It's going to take me more time than i can bare staring at fucking stairs to die of dehydration. I wish i could transfuse myself with AIDS bloods or some shit, fucking shit. I'm not asking for an option for newbs to opt out when they're just bitching about their spawn, i'm talkin the morts who already have a gun or some shit should have a way. I mean shit, in a fucking zombie apocalypse where i have to deal with fucking wall morphing zombies and pantless vampire bandits stealing my blood, i'd probably want to kill myself. BUT NO that's not heroic or some shit. My super shiny beret i just found is going to go to waste and rot slowly with my corpse. HER BODY WILL LIE IN THE CHAMBER FOREVER. Oh wait this isn't fucking harry potter and people shouldn't be trapped under the stairs. Yes I know it's pre alpha and i know i signed up for this and agreed for this but my god, this is more frustrating than getting sniped by some mort in the middle of nowhere.

 

This post gave me cancer.

Edited January 25, 2014 by YeBittenDog