NotFish 50 Posted January 13, 2014 So I was sitting at the end of the pier in Balota, just taking in the sea air when suddenly I hear something. Is that...? My I do believe it is! Wipeout by the Surfaris, and it's getting closer. Then suddenly someone jumps past me and dives into the water, the iconic surf song blaring over VOIP. I couldn't help but laugh as he swam back and forth for the duration of the song, Then he swims back to shore. Moments later I hear more music, he's back, this time he's playing some heavy metal music and the lyrics go "Three... Two... One... You are dead." At which point he shoots me in the head. I have to say, that is one of my most memorable deaths ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
