An ode to updates

[Craux 81]

I wait, I bait, I wait some more. There is nothing in this world to do anymore.
Come hither, "friendly!", I won't hurt you. Sit with me as we wait for more content because

patience is a virtue....

 

[Phantasm (DayZ) 57]

There have been 2-3 updates since the game was released.  Not to mention, the holidays also hit shortly after release, Rocket and the team deserve a little more patience then some people want to give them.

[acid574 98]

An ode to DayZ:

Bandits here, bandits there,
Bandits fucking everywhere,
Friendly here, Friendly there,
I smell hidden evil in the air.
And to my surprise, someone appears,
"FRIENDLY" he says, before he stole my gear.
"Lie down, move your face to the ground,
I won't hurt you, or will I now?
Take your pants off, drink some bleach,
DO YOU SMELL THIS? ROTTEN KIWIS!"
I chewed, I cried,
I swallowed, I died.

You know, my friends, this is what you see,
in this freaking game, called DayZ.

Edited January 12, 2014 by acid574

[Craux 81]

"I don't mind" Says the dog with a smile, "Wondering what comes next will be all my worth while."
He looked to the man that sat with a frown and patted his paw on top of his crown. "Cheer up old chap this wait

is no crime, what else is there to do with your time?"

[Craux 81]

"The crime is I wait and I wait and I wait some more! They have money now this can't be a chore."
"One week Two fish red fish blue fish, this is a scam you son of a b****!"

Edited January 12, 2014 by Craux

[Craux 81]

One complains and the other is sane. This wait takes its toll but no one is to blame.

"I love this game..", I said in a huff. "I just wish what we have is enough. No longer with mod and no other games, I log in the forums and its all the same... They are doing their job Mr.Man what is wrong with you? Its not their fault

you have nothing to do!"

I agree with the dog but I can feel for the man. I have nothing to do to but wait for as long as I can.

Patience is a virtue that is what I was told...but my stomach is starving for more content on hold.

 

Fin.

Edited January 12, 2014 by Craux

[martin.th@gmx.de 17]

Several days without a patch, there is probably a big one on the way! :)

[djporternz 644]

Fin.

Thank god! Your meter was all over the place, your rhymes were forced more than once, and overall your ode stank up the place. Go back and re-read some Tennyson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred,_Lord_Tennyson) and pay particular attention to how it should be done.

 

If you must, you can defer to one of those colonial poets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_poets_from_the_United_States), but to be honest, they're a little too modern and possibly all a little too happy (if you know what I mean).

 

Except of course Ezra Pound (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezra_Pound). I like him, so he would be an acceptable alternative. But only his 'Cantos'. Everything else he did was outright dross.

 

And under no circumstances should you read anything from Pam Ayres (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pam_Ayres). Take my word for it. Just don't.

 

Now, I can give you an extension until next Wednesday at the latest, so you'd better get to it.

Edited January 12, 2014 by DJPorterNZ

[djporternz 644]

Several days without a patch, there is probably a big one on the way! :)

That was better than the entire ode! Good work!

[Madix 2]

 Shooter McGavin was a rhyming DayZ player too: "Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!"

Edited January 12, 2014 by Madix

[Zollicoffer 200]

Thank god! Your meter was all over the place, your rhymes were forced more than once, and overall your ode stank up the place. Go back and re-read some Tennyson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred,_Lord_Tennyson) and pay particular attention to how it should be done.

 

If you must, you can defer to one of those colonial poets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_poets_from_the_United_States), but to be honest, they're a little too modern and possibly all a little too happy (if you know what I mean).

 

Except of course Ezra Pound (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezra_Pound). I like him, so he would be an acceptable alternative. But only his 'Cantos'. Everything else he did was outright dross.

 

And under no circumstances should you read anything from Pam Ayres (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pam_Ayres). Take my word for it. Just don't.

 

Now, I can give you an extension until next Wednesday at the latest, so you'd better get to it.

 

Don't be a jackass.

[Craux 81]

Don't be a jackass.

I lol'd tho so its k

[Mos1ey 6301]

Have you ever considered doing something else to pass the time until more content is added? :S

 

It's an early alpha build, I don't think anyone expects to take it on as a full-time gaming experience at this point...

 

Locked.

Edited January 12, 2014 by Mos1ey