Subject42 20 Posted January 11, 2014 yeah i hope this problem will be fixed until the game gets out of alpha :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ineedscoffee 464 Posted January 11, 2014 (edited) Just gonna drop this off right over here, yeah.....We're Bandits. We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Survivalists are pussies. And Kos'ers are assholes. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy apocalypse, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck these assholes, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.....Edited for DayZ Edited January 11, 2014 by Ineedscoffee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
