poems from apocalypse

[stolenbanjos 110]

Hey I just met you

and this is DayZ

I don't have a gun yet

So don't kill me maybe

[Trigger Hippy 176]

DayZ Haiku

 

New soul upon the shore

  you are dead.

Edited July 1, 2014 by Trigger Hippy

[Demonica 311]

Oh this is awesome, I want now!

 

Rolling Hills is all I see

I lost my freaking way

the sun is setting lower now,

the end of another day.

 

Of Bacon, Kvass and Beans I stink

soap's nowhere to be found,

but holy crap, just look at this,

there is no one around!

 

Smelly, hungry, sprinting on,

Kamenka is my goal,

but since I had bad fruit for lunch,

I need to find charcoal.

 

But all I find is Alcohol,

the tincture quick I down,

Funny how Kamenka is

still nowhere to be found.

 

But fear not, what do I see,

a friendly looking face?

Oh Crap, again just a zombie,

Good thing I have my mace!

 

Well this did not work out quite well,

cause mace is not in game,

so off I run, but in the end,

those zombies are quite lame.

 

Now off into a safehouse,

to start a little fire.

Oh great there was a sniper

who caused me to expire.

 

Thank you, Thank you very much, I'll be here til Thursday :P

Edited July 2, 2014 by Demonica

[Elgen 9]

Hello.

id like to make a contribution aswell.

once i shot a newcomer

directly at the legs

he said the was a strict loner

and then he lost his eggs.

I then proceeded farther north

through forests and a field

i raided cities and took whats worth

and met this man named Neil

Neil was new, and really really angry

as i had shot him in the nuts

i told him he was mangy

and that his girlfriend was a slut

Neil got mad and told me "dang"

As i laughed upon my ace

i raised my gun and it said "bang"

Directly to his face.

Sporter isnt useable

against enemies or foes.

Handcuffs is abuseable

On everyone i know.

The last i checked a couple of weeks

Neil didnt play.

he probably got a fist to his cheek

and decided not to stay.

Thank you.