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crazykage

The MOST terrifying experiance I have ever had in Dayz (mod OR SA):

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So there I am, slowly moving through the southernmost military base, searching through the ruins for what few leavings might be there, left behind by server hoppers.

 

Cautiously creeping about, checking my corners (no 3PP for me. I play for reals), alert and on edge.

 

My speakers are up full blast for ambience (and so I can hear footsteps, gunshots etc. clearly).

 

When suddenly, my heart nearly stops.

 

Over my speakers an extremely loud voice proudly proclaims....

 

"MUCINEX!!!! WHEN MUCUS GETS YOU DOWN KICK IT OUT WITH MUUUUCINEX!!!!"

 

A chill runs down my spine, adrenaline pumps, and my immediate panic reaction is to dive to the ground and start scanning for that miserable troll playing advertisements over his coms....

 

of course, 30 seconds into the add I realize that nobody is around. Then it hits me.

 

I find a (relatively) safe spot, Alt Tab, and sure enough, my Dayz Standalone Chernarus map, which is open in my web browser, is playing an advertisement for Mucinex in the top right corner.

 

I closed it. And now, while playing, I will never again have that page open in the background.

 

The End....

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So there I am, slowly moving through the southernmost military base, searching through the ruins for what few leavings might be there, left behind by server hoppers.

 

Cautiously creeping about, checking my corners (no 3PP for me. I play for reals), alert and on edge.

 

My speakers are up full blast for ambience (and so I can hear footsteps, gunshots etc. clearly).

 

When suddenly, my heart nearly stops.

 

Over my speakers an extremely loud voice proudly proclaims....

 

"MUCINEX!!!! WHEN MUCUS GETS YOU DOWN KICK IT OUT WITH MUUUUCINEX!!!!"

 

A chill runs down my spine, adrenaline pumps, and my immediate panic reaction is to dive to the ground and start scanning for that miserable troll playing advertisements over his coms....

 

of course, 30 seconds into the add I realize that nobody is around. Then it hits me.

 

I find a (relatively) safe spot, Alt Tab, and sure enough, my Dayz Standalone Chernarus map, which is open in my web browser, is playing an advertisement for Mucinex in the top right corner.

 

I closed it. And now, while playing, I will never again have that page open in the background.

 

The End....

DUDE THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!!! Fucking dayzdb plays ad's like 15 minutes AFTER you open it! it's so annoying!

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its sooo f-ing terrifying for about 3 seconds.

 

Then you feel stupid as hell...

 

Then when you come back from the Alt-Tab, you are somehow unconscious. Exiting the game and joining another server results in a character wipe.

 

Sigh...

 

oh well. I guess ill start fresh.

 

Anyone interested in teaming up? I got a mic...

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its sooo f-ing terrifying for about 3 seconds.

 

Then you feel stupid as hell...

 

Then when you come back from the Alt-Tab, you are somehow unconscious. Exiting the game and joining another server results in a character wipe.

 

Sigh...

 

oh well. I guess ill start fresh.

 

Anyone interested in teaming up? I got a mic...

http://www.teamliveaction.com/

 

Hop on it :)

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what the hell is that?

 

oh ok. its a private clan thing. give me a minute. I need a smoke break. Then I gotta join and log in and validate my E-mail and all that. Prolly be there in about 15 mics.

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what the hell is that?

 

oh ok. its a private clan thing. give me a minute. I need a smoke break. Then I gotta join and log in and validate my E-mail and all that. Prolly be there in about 15 mics.

Add me on steam ( linked in my signature ) and ill play with you, im on the clan server right now :)

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