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Eating a fireaxe

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On the phone, cannot submit a proper bug report.

Simple to replicate.

Spray fireaxe with disinfectant

Right click

Eat

You will literally eat it, get ill and eventually die. The axe will disappear.

Does it work with other items too? It would be hilarious to cuff a camper and feed him his mosin.

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You have now gained the knowledge of the Axe.

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I will now literally make someone 'eat my bullets' (just 1 though)

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This should not be considered a bug. Remember the giants in Skyrim that hammered you into the stratosphere? DayZ needs something like that.

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its a solution to the demands of the community for more fiber

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hahaha new bandit style. Handcuff someone and feed them everything the are carrying. Plus points for eventually having someone come across your corpse that has a gun and 14 bottles of disinfectant and wondering WTF is this world coming to.

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Very realistic actually. Nothing prevents you from eating anything in life, but you'll probably suffer if you do... :)

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Very realistic actually. Nothing prevents you from eating anything in life, but you'll probably suffer if you do... :)

Well, something prevents me from eating my phone right now.

Besides the fact that's it's an S4, I don't have diamond-dusted steel blades as teeth.

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wait for pooping feature when is introduce :o

expect too much foot injury and infection of wound from guys step in ;)

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Well, something prevents me from eating my phone right now.

Besides the fact that's it's an S4, I don't have diamond-dusted steel blades as teeth.

 

You cut your meat with a knife don't you? Just smash your phone with a hammer into little pieces, then eat it....

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Well, something prevents me from eating my phone right now.

Besides the fact that's it's an S4, I don't have diamond-dusted steel blades as teeth.

 

one can dream..one can dream

 

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You cut your meat with a knife don't you? Just smash your phone with a hammer into little pieces, then eat it....

Smash a fireaxe into pieces and I'll believe you can do that.

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So do you throw up the fireaxe if you use charcoal tabs afterwards?

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Smash a fireaxe into pieces and I'll believe you can do that.

 

Well, you can grind the handle quite easily since it's wood. As for the metal bit, melt it then drink it.

I feel awful for having to specify that I'm being ironic through all this to make the point that you can potentially eat anything but just because you can, you do NOT do it. 

 

Ah alright forget it! We need a notice on that damn Fireaxe: "Please do not eat, hazardous to your health!" :)

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This is a bug that should just stay, I laughed when reading it and now I totally want to eat a fireaxe! :D

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