My cream steam holds 4 gallons of life (cake teen)

[Johnny Depth 167]

Big news guys:

The God of Elektro has been killed :(

Out of nowhere I hear gunshots and then I die :(

Which one of you made me pass the death test?

Also, I respawned east of Elektro afterwards. I ran up to the tanker in the north east and geared up a bit, then suddenly slipped through the wall of the ship, fell, and died again lol :( :(

Played counter strike for a while after that heartbreak.

[Korsbaek 1778]

Ha!

[Johnny Depth 167]

It's not funny!!

[Dchil 829]

Wut?

[Johnny Depth 167]

Wut?

Read the op

[atmaca (DayZ) 48]

Just drink bleach already

[Johnny Depth 167]

You mean disinfectant? I have come across that before but never picked it up. Besides, I'm a fresh spawn again

[larrylongbottom 106]

Read the op

post in your original thread then....you realize people who have not read that thread will see this and be like "wut"

 

good job being a god for 5mins

Edited January 5, 2014 by funkyfrogjuice

[Johnny Depth 167]

Ah I gotcha. Sorry, just excited to play the game and discuss it with you guys

[Korsbaek 1778]

Ah I gotcha. Sorry, just excited to play the game and discuss it with you guys

 

You aren't discussing anything. You're just trying to make people come to Elektro so you can kill them.

[TheWeedMan 132]

Wasnt me that got you if you heard shots....if I had of got you, you woulda heard either A shot or the thwump of my fireaxe burried in your skull.

I really do hope they bring pissing into the game too, that way you see a magical golden shower rain down on you before the darkness consumes your screen lol ;)

Edited January 5, 2014 by TheWeedMan

[Johnny Depth 167]

Yeah it was like 4 or 5 shots. Sounded like an fnx45 lol

[TheWeedMan 132]

Or someone with a crappy aim lol

[Johnny Depth 167]

Probably lol because I was standing still.

So yeah, I am no longer the God of Elektro until I get kitted up again. I'll let you guys know.

[Element47 2481]

errm yeah. what?

 

at least have the decency of linking your original story in the OP. i have no idea who you are and what you are referring to. intriguing topic title though.

[Johnny Depth 167]

Sorry

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/161798-quick-tip-for-anyone-logging-into-any-server/