Arent we supposed to poop cans?

[autoloon 285]

There was a devblog pre alpha where Dean ate some beans and pooped an empty can. He remarked on how his character pooped the can, and seemed to take pride in the mechanic for pooping cans. 

 

So why do we not poop cans? Does this functionality completely ravage the server?

 

I want answers. Now. 

[weparo 613]

can't you hear the voices of the dead yet? :P

[DeceasedPath 21]

Wtf...Is this your biggest complaint of the game?

[autoloon 285]

Wtf...Is this your biggest complaint of the game?

 

*whoosh*

[SalamanderAnder (DayZ) 1747]

Well I've noticed that occasionally when I eat something, an empty can of that food item does end up on the ground. I'm guessing they just haven't gotten around to it yet, as it needs to be hardcoded into the engine. They are avoiding the use of scripts at all cost, since scripts leave hacking vulnerabilities. Be patient. This is pretty minor stuff.

[GOD™ 2795]

You eat the can.

[NotRedd 51]

No, this is a big deal. dean is lying to us about pooping cans, if he wants any more support to the game then he should fix this immediatly. i dont care if its alpha. this is a game breaking thing.

[CGNoodlePot (DayZ) 149]

You eat the can for fiber! :emptycan:

[weparo 613]

nom nom nom is all I say

[Shadyfizzle 80]

Your character should periodically drop turds, imagine going through a random town and seeing a nice pile sitting in a house and you think to yourself :someone has been here...

[Capo 323]

Your character should periodically drop turds, imagine going through a random town and seeing a nice pile sitting in a house and you think to yourself :someone has been here...

 

 

because an open door is just not enough. 

[Shadyfizzle 80]

inspect stool, scroll option? hot, warm, cold, nutty, ect?