I bet that KoSer was pissed off!

[coltonlong 211]

So i was looting the North East airfield, looking for 357 rounds for my new revolver, and a top to match my camo pants. Well, as a safety precaution, i shut all the doors behind me. As i was checking out a pair of charming combat boots and a nice stack of 27 .357 rounds,  heard reloading. I drew my revolver, and opened the door inwards. I dont much care for KoS, so i was going to talk to him. as soon as i saw him, however, he raised a shitty m4 at me and opened fire, while zigzaging backwards, hitting me MAYBE 3 times. I ran at him and shot 4 revolvers bullets, and he dropped like a sack of potatoes.  Ive never felt so lucky that all he damaged was my pants, and the compass, canteen, and rags in them. all my meds, ammo, food, and can openers in my pack were spared. i cant say the same for anything on him, unfortunately. I gained nothing but the satisfaction of my first fight with the revolver. Hopefully he'll think twice next time someone comes around the corner and he trys CoD style shooting. Precision, Precision, Precision!

Edited January 3, 2014 by LootandLive

[kichilron 8550]

he dropped like the piece of shit he was.

 

 

Can we not keep it civil these days?

[ZedsDeadBaby 2287]

You obviously had fun and came away with a good story and a proud victory.

 

Yet, still for some reason definitely needed to call your opponent a "piece of shit" and bring up Call of Duty for no fucking reason.

 

If only you had a chance to talk to him. Your encounter probably would have been like three times as boring and half as memorable. But, hey, then you wouldn't have had a reason to insult a stranger you know nothing about so that would be no fun for you, I guess?

[coltonlong 211]

Can we not keep it civil these days?

Yea, i get you guys. but the fact that he risked a bunch of things that i had taken time to get for some buddies? not cool at all. I was a little over zealous. Perhaps "trigger happy jerk" would be a preferable sub for "piece of shit". when i typed that, i wanted to go for the image of shit hitting toilet water. but i get your point.

[sonicrainbrony 136]

Getting hit by an M4 3 times in the standalone is basically a death sentence, so don't make up kewl hero stories, k?

[Casey Jones 3]

Congrats you won the game

[coltonlong 211]

Getting hit by an M4 3 times in the standalone is basically a death sentence, so don't make up kewl hero stories, k?

Like i said, he only hit my legs. nothing else was damaged. I was just proud, and came to brag. First real gunfight in SA.

[Jolnir (DayZ) 5]

You obviously had fun and came away with a good story and a proud victory.

 

Yet, still for some reason definitely needed to call your opponent a "piece of shit" and bring up Call of Duty for no fucking reason.

 

If only you had a chance to talk to him. Your encounter probably would have been like three times as boring and half as memorable. But, hey, then you wouldn't have had a reason to insult a stranger you know nothing about so that would be no fun for you, I guess?

 

isn't that exactly what you are doing right now?

[ZedsDeadBaby 2287]

isn't that exactly what you are doing right now?

 

No, that's not exactly what I'm doing right now. I didn't insult anyone. But, sick burn? I guess.

[coltonlong 211]

Hey, i didnt come to get people arguing. I admitted that i spoke carelessly, and changed the story accordingly. Lets put some salve on the butthurt. Next time i wont say anything. I just felt happy that i won the battle with my new handgun.

[christopher.hill449@gmail.com 314]

Videos or it didnt happen.

[coltonlong 211]

I have a picture of his glitched corpse, is that good enough?

[Jolnir (DayZ) 5]

No, that's not exactly what I'm doing right now. I didn't insult anyone. But, sick burn? I guess.

 

I don´t think you fully grasp what an insult is.

[colinm9991 196]

Good luck, but please don't resort to childish insults just because of a video game; you obviously got the better of him so leave it at that.

[coltonlong 211]

FFS, everyone stop. I WAS BRAGGING, SO WHAT. there are a million posts that are worse stories, and no one gets half this butthurt. Man, i bet even he wouldnt be giving me this much crap over it!

Edited January 3, 2014 by LootandLive

[The Aquatic Land Walrus 565]

Jessus, the hate.

I can understand most of his insults. You just need a sense of humility, really.

GG OP, and may you forever be haunted by the young lad's soft and trembling voice.

[colinm9991 196]

FFS, everyone stop. I WAS BRAGGING, SO WHAT. there are a million posts that are worse stories, and no one gets half this butthurt. Man, i bet even he would be giving me this much crap over it!

 

Link his thread in which he is giving you crap, when you find it.

[coltonlong 211]

Link his thread in which he is giving you crap, when you find it.

Meant to say "wouldnt", you smarmy little devil, you. :)

[colinm9991 196]

Meant to say "wouldnt", you smarmy little devil, you. :)

I do try :P

 

Like I said though, good job. It annoys me when people KoS, or run away from you when you're talking in direct comms to them because they may have the logic of "if I pretend I can't hear him, it'll hurt his feelings and he'll leave me alone; nor will he offer me any food, water or firearms that he poisoned"; but it's the best feeling in the game when you kill them. All they had to do was respond to you saying "Friendly" over microphone, instead they lost all of their gear and probably rage quit.

[coltonlong 211]

Yea. I came out with my gun down, and started to say "Friendly", but  got to "Frie..... WHOA, WHOA!" as we shot it out lol. real good time, being the winner. lus, my 3 can openers and other junk didnt get hurt. so happy!

[okiimatsu 56]

Good one. One of my tense encounters occurred in the mod when a fellow was creeping up a stairway in the middle of the night whilst i was looting the upstairs.

Just hearing the footsteps was freaky, along with the dark atmosphere and the fact I had a single arrow in my crossbow, my only weapon. I poised in a kneeling

position at the top in a strategic angle, weapon aimed and holding my breath. The moment his head cleared the top I let loose and struck him right in the neck. Phooom!

He reeled back, fired a wild spasm of shots and dropped dead. I wish there was a camera recording his real life reaction because I'm sure that fucker jumped five feet out of his seat.

Bahhhaaaaaaaaaa.

[coltonlong 211]

I had a good one with a crossbow in Origins mod. A hero ttrye to kos me, so i climbed up to the lower lvl of a hospital, and hit her in the head with a crossbow. felt good to knocked her down like that.

[captainvette2112 84]

Or maybe you coming around the corner just scared him. 

 

Look at it from his point of view.... he just logs in.... everyone know you can hear a guy log in from a mile away... and you suddenly come around the corner at him.

[ZedsDeadBaby 2287]

Here's how the story would have gone if he had been an awesome friendly instead of a despicable, game-ruining "KoSer."

 

"Hey dude, what's up?"

"Not much, just exploring. Looking for loot. You?"

"Same. Need some beans?"

"Nah; I'm good man, thanks."

"Okay, see you later."

 

Imagine it. You could have written a book.

Edited January 3, 2014 by ZedsDeadBaby

[coltonlong 211]

A pamphlet, maybe.