LeeHarveyEnfield 311 Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) 'what we need to do...' said Beansy 'is fill our backpacks with rotten fruit an force feed it to randoms' 'now that sounds like fun' I replied after a somewhat tedious 4 hours server hopping the cherno school we had over 30 rotten fruits and all the handcuffs, bullets and other bits we'd need, and then we headed off to the beach in search of victims.The first one we came across had an axe and was black, I fired a shot into the air while beansy approached him with his bat out'Do as we say and everything will be fine' I lied'I aint got nuffink' said the half wit, perhaps hoping this would be enough to make us abandon our plans.'don't worry, we aren't going to rob you or kill you, we just need you to help us with something, now drop the axe and crouch, face the ocean and please keep quiet' He submitted to our will immediately, pathetic dullard that he was, Christ, dominating these idiots is so depressingly easy at times.Beansy applied the cuffs while I ambled towards the back of our subject, gun trained on his empty skull.'ok beansy' I said 'feed the fucker!'Beansy proceeded to force feed him rotten kiwis, 3 in total.'will that be enough to kill him?' I enquired'dunno' beansy answered 'but this is boring' he added'I agree' and with that I fired a single round into our captives vacuous dome and he slumped satisfyingly to the ground.'Ditch the fruit' i instructed beansy 'let's go to balota''hehe, right you are boss' giggled beansy with his trademark cheeky smile. Edited January 3, 2014 by LeeHarveyEnfield 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beansy 41 Posted January 3, 2014 Lee bruv why you telling these losers all about our shits n giggles mate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Goner 661 Posted January 3, 2014 You guys are the coolest. Remember that time you made that campfire and cooked all that meat? Keep up the good work dudes. You should post topics on all of your exploits that would be AWESOME. Morons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leftcrusade 33 Posted January 5, 2014 Lee bruv why you telling these losers all about our shits n giggles mate?cuz his storys are fun to read;) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted January 5, 2014 cuz his storys are fun to read;)agree :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
