So I rescued a Server Hopper... kinda ;-)

[GrumpyFragger 67]

Since my first days in DayZ I hated Server hopping and ghosting, be it for looting reasons or even worse to get in someones back while PVPing so my normal approach is to KoS them as soon as I spot one logging in. Gladly DayZ SA offers now a second option... And there my story starts.

 

Since I spawned a few days back I got myself fully equiped apart from an ACOC for my M4 so was hopeing to get one earlier today in the new tents at NWAF, I approached them carefully from the northeast corner with several breaks to see if anyone is already there, all was quiet, 22 people on the server.

I started checking the 1st sandbagbunker outside the wall, nothing of use, 2nd bunker inside the wall the same as just when I was about to leave the bunker I hear the reload sound behind me, turn around and a Server Hopper loggs in, right in the corner of that bunker.

Now I hope my plan goes well and I shot him in the leg, it brakes, goooood :D . I immidiatly yell over direct comms: "Sorry, sorry you just scared me to death, I will help you and heal, you just give me a second."

I waited 5 to 10 seconds then Mr Hopper anwsers: "Ok, no problem, I´m just glad you didnt killed me." I got him and he didnt logged out, hurray.

Then he told me that he was unconcious and I jumped up and down on my computer chair :D :D  I asked him how long and he told me "looks like it will be for ages" and we agreed that I go and look for a saline bag ( which was already in my Backpack ) to get him back on the feet but 1st I bandaged him to secure his trust in me. While I searched the surrounding tents ( atleast thats what he thought I was doing ) we had some small talk over direct chat and he told me that this was his 4th server today he was jumping to.

I came back to check the area from that bunker I told him and we talked some more while I started phase 2 of my cunning plan, put all his stuff out of his backpack in one that was laying beside him and got that away on my next run for the 2nd tent row on my search for saline :D

So there he was, with his face in the grass, no gear left, no meds, no food, probably half dead and a still broken leg, poor him :(

Time to confront him with with the reality!  While I got my saline out that I "just found" I told him that I will handcuff him for my own security, he accepted after a short arguement and the offer by me to end him right now if he will not obey.

The saline goes into his venes and there he is, awake and back on his knees, telling me that all is still greyish and that he is shakeing.

So time to start phase 3 of my plan. Without any further notice I started forcefeeding him 3 pieces of rotten fruits I found earlier in his backpack. I guess he didnt know that you shouldnt eat them as he was not moaning and I coudnt hold on myself an started laughing over comms like a maniac and told him what an dumpass he is for server hopping and getting himself in such a situation. I wished him a slow painful death from the rotten fruits and went away with lots of name calling comming from him over comms that got lower and lower...

 

Have a nice day fellow Server Hopper, I hope we meet again...

 

 

 

 

[nomad21 3]

cool

[deevote 21]

cool

 

No, you're cool.

[Jfiles 439]

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[JESUSARIUS REX (DayZ) 163]

I found this hilarious. Great job!