Coming Back to the Coast to Open a School

[ZedsDeadBaby 2287]

http://i.imgur.com/J5awDWR.png

 

Curriculum to include:

• Remaining Unseen
• Basics of Bullet Dodging
• Bleeding Mechanics
• Advanced Cowering
• Bandaging Under Fire
• Begging for Your Life
• Basket Weaving

Interested parties can sign up here, or just stand in Chernogorsk with your hands up and I'll enroll you for free when I see you.

 

[Diggydug (DayZ) 331]

"Basics of Bullet Dodging"

 

Sign me up!