The biggest complaint...

[The Black Jesus 1]

Why can't my character take a piss. At least. I mean.. come on.. You have this in-depth system of curing yourself from sickness, Food Poisoning, etc.. I want to at least be able to piss in a tree.

[applejaxc 2500]

So out of broken melee weapons, unobtainable spawns, random deaths, zombies that can run through walls, combat loggers, script/hackers, and server hoppers, you're pissed off that you can't piss? ...

[foamninja 77]

I'd like to this implemented to some degree. If I handcuff a guy whats to say I can't piss on him (as weird as that is) or when vehicles get in why can't I poop on his hood? Or piss in the tank xD

[The Black Jesus 1]

So out of broken melee weapons, unobtainable spawns, random deaths, zombies that can run through walls, combat loggers, script/hackers, and server hoppers, you're pissed off that you can't piss? ...

Yes. I want to take a piss. In a tree or perhaps a bush. I mean come on.. all these threads about 3rd person and bugs.. Forget that. I want to take a piss. I want to be able to do that in-game. Is that a lot to ask for?

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

Maybe they should make a DLC?

 

"DayZ: Shit Gets Real"

 

The patch can introduce the following

 

- Pissing

- Shitting

- A wide variety of new illnesses which introduce:

        - Excessive urine

        - Exploding Diarrhea

[The Black Jesus 1]

I'd like to this implemented to some degree. If I handcuff a guy whats to say I can't piss on him (as weird as that is) or when vehicles get in why can't I poop on his hood? Or piss in the tank xD

This guy gets it. You are on to something. I mean.. you are going to make the game realistic.. why not be able to take a piss?

[twingunz 308]

So out of broken melee weapons, unobtainable spawns, random deaths, zombies that can run through walls, combat loggers, script/hackers, and server hoppers, you're pissed off that you can't piss? ...

Yes! 

100% agree would be hilarious finding a bandit who had to run off for the woods for a quick dookie to only find him unarmed with his pants down! then also have a piss n shit yourself system that ruins your pants so you can wash and disinfect them with the disinfectant spray or have to find new pants before getting sick!

Poop and Piss is an important part of life!

[applejaxc 2500]

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No.

[twingunz 308]

...

 

No.

Oh sometimes i forget i forget some people don't have bodily functions, i guess you must be one of them :)

[The Black Jesus 1]

I mean come on... I get in those situations in-game when I'm almost dead. Dying of thirst. "What would Bear Grylls do?" I would drink my own piss if I could.

[kevsta545 451]

Maybe they should make a DLC?

 

"DayZ: Shit Gets Real"

 

The patch can introduce the following

 

- Pissing

- Shitting

- A wide variety of new illnesses which introduce:

        - Excessive urine

        - Exploding Diarrhea

You sir just made my day. +1