Disposing of "Waste"

[The Aquatic Land Walrus 565]

In advance, sorry about the tags. I couldn't think of anything good, or mature beyond those. Childhood is striking back, it seems.

So, during a situation I'd rather not detail, because of its contextual similarity, I thought to myself "Wait a second. Your character is eating tins of beans almost every 10 minutes. What happens to it all in his stomach?" So, I came to the logical conclusion: You should have to relieve yourself. It wouldn't be exposed, and you wouldn't see anything naughty. It's just be an animation or something of the likes. Eat too many beans? Gotta take a shit. Drink a giant pond full of water in 10 gulps? You'll need to piss. It would give both toilet paper and outhouses a use. If you didn't use toilet paper upon finishing doody calls (hehehehehehehehehhee), you might have a chance to contract a minor infection, or have your ass itch, or some other minor debuff to your character. Also, think of how many germs toilet seats take in over a week. Add that to the amount of germs floating around after a giant virus strikes, and remove electricity. Bam. You're gonna get typhoid if you don't lather the seat with toilet paper. Maybe it's bias, but I'd really like to see this implemented. You could shat bricks out in the woods, but you'd have an increased chance of contracting a disease. That, or a bunch of spiders would crawl into your underwear, and that wouldn't be pleasant, now would it? You'd be locked in 1st person while relieving your bladders, so someone could sneak up on you and stick an axe up your now-exposed arse. Also, it'd be hilarious to walk in on someone using the john. They'd freak out and shit everywhere, and you'd just pop them. Reminds me of Handsome Jack from Borderlands II, to be honest. It seems like something he'd do.

 

To condense this down into a short summery, I think DayZ should have a need to relieve your bladders. It'd add to the immersion, and there would finally be a consequence for eating all those beans.

 

EDIT- I just realized, you should be able to TP houses too. That'd be an all new adventure.

Edited December 24, 2013 by The Aquatic Land Walrus

[GOD™ 2795]

 

To condense this down into a short summery, I think DayZ should have a need to relieve your bladders. It'd add to the immersion, and there would finally be a consequence for eating all those beans.

 

 

You just wanna look down and see your players pecker.

Edited December 24, 2013 by GOD™

[The Aquatic Land Walrus 565]

I knew that response was coming. 1st person only, you sick puppy.

[Inception. 9443]

EDIT- I just realized, you should be able to TP houses too. That'd be an all new adventure.

 

...what?

[The Aquatic Land Walrus 565]

Why was this moved to general discussion? It was a suggestion. I feel it should go into that topic area.

[The Aquatic Land Walrus 565]

I mean it would be fun to throw toilet paper at houses. At least if you're under 16, of course.

EDIT- since it seems I can no longer quote anything, I have no idea why, this is just a response to Inception.

Edited December 24, 2013 by The Aquatic Land Walrus

[Gdaddy22 299]

Reminds me of this hilarious thread 

 

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/142054-shitpiss-system-v12/

[Inception. 9443]

Why was this moved to general discussion? It was a suggestion. I feel it should go into that topic area.

 

I moved it because the Suggestion area is for the DayZ Mod, hence its category.

[The Aquatic Land Walrus 565]

Oh, my bad. I thought it was the standalone section. Someone said that, and I thought it was true. Now, let me get my bat. Nobody lies to me.

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Yes! now I can defecate on your dead body !  :)