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Survivor-Kyle

I'm going to stop playing DayZ

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Because my wife just gave birth to a beautiful set of twins.

I'm a super proud new father, and I love my babies, but I still find myself unwinding by thinking about this game. Thanks for making such an addictive game Rocket. I feel like my family's chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse get better and better with each new hotfix.

Can you add baby formula into 1.8.0?

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Ah, what refreshing change!

Congrats mate! Boys or girls?

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I was expecting a complaint thread, but I got this instead. Sarcasm withheld.

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Oh man

oh man

I was totally about to unleash a giant image about how no one cares about you leaving because you don't like the latest fix

But now

grinch-heart-too-small.jpg

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Thanks guys, I figured I'd disguise this as a bitch/moan thread and catch people off.guard.

Woodo, one of each. They came a bit early, but darn if they aren't the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

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Ya Congrats

"Beans" are on me...;)

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Well done! Though i think your heart will always be in Chernarus.

Yeah, it is. I'll be back in a couple of days. Gotta keep the zombie population in check and restock my bean reserves.

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Gratz on the kiddies mate! keep em warm and love em to death blah blah, you know how the story goes hehe; bloody awesome!

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Now THIS is good old fashioned trolling, the kind we used to have before people started throwing that word around like it was trash. Playing off of people's misconceptions to catch them off guard with a refreshing change of pace, satirizing the current social norms with a stylish twist.

Bravo OP, and congrats on the kids!

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congrats! I wish them a happy life and I hope dayz is still around when they grow up so you can play with them ;)

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